h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm not happy with you, in fact I'm ever so slightly miffed. First you said you'd marry me but has anything come of that? No it hasn't I'm thinking long and hard about whether to do you for breach of promise. Also I hope you and Jack arn't planning on getting up to 'stuff' without my permission, he may be your boyfriend, but he's my love slave, so I own his ass... and his other bits

awwwwwwww TB feeling left out?


I'm sure Cal has enough to go round

Love slave indeed

your too late TB I already have my grubby little mits on him and I'm not letting go

And as for the wedding, I have had realiable information that you are in fact betrothed to Charlie

Oh, this is getting good...

he was my love slave before he was your boyfriend. And what has my being betrothed to Charlie got to do with us getting married?

*sits in the back taking notes*


*passes a note to TB about Jack and Cal being married*

*passes a note back saying he already knew that*

*passes yet another stating that she is on TB's side and wondering if she should put his name on the front page as a pending Fortuneswell*

*Passes a note back saying he'd love to be down on the front page as a pending Fortuneswell. seperate from that thinks that while Cal may have his grubby little mits on Jack that won't help Cal if he cuts Cal's grubby little mits off*

*goes off to modify page*

*comes back, sits back down*

*passes a note to TB letting him know that he is now up as a pending Fortuneswell and all who read the page will know that Cal has proposed marriage*

*passes another note saying that it would be best for her if TB did not cut off Cal's "grubby mitts" as she would probably have to take offense if someone injured a Fortuneswell no matter the provocation and she'd hate to be upset with TB*

*notices he's been added to the page but that VV's name has changed to Researcher whatever it is*

*noticed that also*

I think she did that. I just changed it to reflect whatever they have their names to be... and VV seems to not have a name...

stop with the note passing


TB it doesn't matter it you cut my hands off, I'm an alien I'll just grow new ones.


And I was under the impression that humans were not allowed to marry more than one person legally

so you'll have to decide between me and charlie

I'm still miffed you asked him first </>

Ah, you see, the law would only be an issue if I wasn't above the law.

*confuzzled*

Well you see as an, honorary, member of the aesir and brother of Odin I'm not restrained by these petty human laws, although in some places they allow people to marry several other people.

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook


so is this going to be a double wedding?

actually, thinking about it, I supose that, as a god, I could just say I now pronounce us, etc. and have done with it

will charlie not mind sharing you?