A Conversation for Classic Goo Fan Club

"This club is so exclusive, it can't even be seen in alabaster... Brohaahaa!

Post 1

Iago - (ACE) Patriarch, Keeper, Thingite, Etc.(A680456)

Iago strikes again! A Poem

FYI:
Your illusions of protection given to you
By your ever so thin thin shield of goo
Are eternally lost, lost I say!
Like an amoeba's needle, buried too many bales of hay
What little worth you once derived from goo
Has now traitoriously deserted you
So come back to your roots my friend
Come back and avoid the inevitable end!
Save yourself, save yourself faster
Come to the light, the great Alabaster!


"This club is so exclusive, it can't even be seen in alabaster... Brohaahaa!

Post 2

Ku'Reshtin (Bring the beat back!)

Okay, so.. In this poem, right, you're telling us to come back to our roots, but still you're asking us to convert to Alabaster?
Isn't that just a huge contradiction? WHen I started here, you either had Goo, or you weren't here. It was that simple. Then they Alabastardised the page, and gave us the option to go back to our roots, which we did.

Our roots are in Goo, and in Goo they will stay.


"This club is so exclusive, it can't even be seen in alabaster... Brohaahaa!

Post 3

I'm not really here

Hurrah! Well said LiS! smiley - hug


"This club is so exclusive, it can't even be seen in alabaster... Brohaahaa!

Post 4

Ku'Reshtin (Bring the beat back!)

Thank you , thank you. *takes a theatrical bow* smiley - ok


"This club is so exclusive, it can't even be seen in alabaster... Brohaahaa!

Post 5

Iago - (ACE) Patriarch, Keeper, Thingite, Etc.(A680456)

Ok, ok. You caught me and found out my deepest secret: I am an idiotic newbie who doesn't know anything. I was just doing my job as the official troll of the Alabaster fan club. Well, I decided that my job smiley - bleep'en sucks. Nobody in my club appreciates my efforts. I quit. Too many people get mad at me, and it hurts my feelings. I am tired of being horrible. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll go back to my smiley - cake and smiley - bubbly


"This club is so exclusive, it can't even be seen in alabaster... Brohaahaa!

Post 6

Ku'Reshtin (Bring the beat back!)

I wouldn't call you an "idiotic newbie who doesn't know anything'. I'd call you a newbie, plain and simple.smiley - smiley After all, your UID is newer than my 'new' UID that I only started since I lost the password to my old one..
BTW, I noticed a funny thing when checking your UID. It's exactly 10000 higher than my new ID.smiley - smiley

Anyways, I hope you have a good weekend, and that you can learn to see the truth and the beauty of the True Goo Skin..smiley - smileysmiley - cheers


"This club is so exclusive, it can't even be seen in alabaster... Brohaahaa!

Post 7

Iago - (ACE) Patriarch, Keeper, Thingite, Etc.(A680456)

smiley - peacedove


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