A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Lifeguard Hut

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Post 21

Cupid Stunt

What's this got to do with our ducks?


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Post 22

Dizzy H. Muffin

I queck.


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Post 23

Cupid Stunt

The ability to queak does not make you intelligent.


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Post 24

The Cheese

Yes it does. I'm very smart, and I queak. See?

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smiley - tongueout

And if you disagree, queak you.


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Post 25

The Fish

"What's this got to do with our ducks?"

Well not alot, unless they want to have a dip in my pond...smiley - smiley

There's this really crazy duck that lives in this fountain in a local park near me... We often have quite good conversationssmiley - smiley

smiley - fish


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Post 26

Dizzy H. Muffin

Are you sure it's the duck that's crazy? smiley - smiley


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Post 27

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

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Post 28

saffire

eh... forgive me but i think that was a bit above me head...


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Post 29

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Bantams are chickens ... sort of like birds ... and bees


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Post 30

Cupid Stunt

What's the birds and the bees got to do with his cock?

Sorry, I shouldn't have put that in. smiley - smiley


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Post 31

Dizzy H. Muffin

Were I younger than 12, I would not get that joke. smiley - winkeye


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Post 32

Cupid Stunt

Well, you shouldn't have got it anyway, for all you know that could have been a very serious comment!


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Post 33

Dizzy H. Muffin

No I don't! You had a smiley - smiley at the end! And it should have been a smiley - smiley!


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Post 34

Cupid Stunt

That could have been blerontinian punctuation for all you know! Just because it should have been a smiley, doesn't mean it was a joke.


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Post 35

Dizzy H. Muffin

Well, you meant it as a joke.


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Post 36

Cupid Stunt

So? Just because i meant it as a joke... You have to be right don't you?


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Post 37

Dizzy H. Muffin

No, I just have to be annoying. [gestures with hand and with the Force] You did mean it as a joke.


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Post 38

saffire

now children children lets not fight...
weve got lives to guard! *looks around and sees no one*
eh nevermind... continue


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Post 39

Dizzy H. Muffin

Don't worry, I've got it under control.


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Post 40

The Cheese

Queak.


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