h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So, do you want to be a lifeguard? Would you like to save people from drowning? You can here - all you have to do is to say who you are, and what you'd like your title to be. It's that simple!

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I'd like to be the hobo lifeguard.

Certainly. So, what would you like your name to be on the list?
"The Saint" or "The Cheese"?

"The Cheese", please.
As soon as the Saints becomes less popular, I'm going to return to normalcy.

You're now added!
I hope you don't mind me adding a footbote to help explain what a Hobo is for people who don't know - I only found out around a month ago.
I'm also impressed with what you've done with your page. How did you get the "who's online" working on your page itself? Or is that a secret?

http://www.h2g2.com/A310528 will explain that.

Thanks.

I would like to be Wally the Whale, because when I jump in the water the tidal wave I produce would send every body onto the side of the pool.

Sounds fair enough to me.
Wally the Whale - is he a lifeguard, or just a whale?

Editorial Note: This conversation has been moved from 'H2G2 Waterworks &amp; Beach' to 'H2G2 Waterworks: The Lifeguard Hut'.

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