A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Public Toilets

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Post 1

Bluebottle

Welcome to the gents - of course, being the gents, there are only a few stalls, with a wall dedicated to holding urinals, and another dedicated to sinks, soap holders and air dispensers. For some unknown reason, there is also a mirror, but no-one knows why as it's never used...

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Post 2

threesecondmemory

[pops in looking for george michael]

sorry. I know its obvious but someone had to do it.

Quite nice in here for a public loo. Might as well relieve myself while I'm here.






thats better.


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Post 3

Bluebottle

No, we tend not to have him here....
..Or the guy who got electricuted in a metal superloo in a thunderstorm.

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Post 4

threesecondmemory

Its very quiet. Apart from the echo off the tiles.


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Post 5

Commander Draco, Supreme Dragon Lord

*comes in and draws obsene dragon graffiti on the wall and leaves*


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Post 6

Researcher jaw25yo

comesinand cleans the graffitti,

very childish!!!!! you should be ashamed of yourself.

do itagain and i will takeyour marker pen off you,

you naughty naughty person


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Post 7

Bluebottle

How is the dragon obcene?

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Post 8

threesecondmemory

smiley - erm Good question


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Post 9

Commander Draco, Supreme Dragon Lord

eepish. I didn't do it. It was someone who looked just like me! w/ same name!


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Post 10

Bluebottle

Of course we would never suspect a respectable dragon like yourself - but I'd be careful if I were you, there are a lot of nasty dragons out there...

I don't know if we have any toilets designed for dragons here I'm afraid...

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Post 11

threesecondmemory

*wonders when the cleaners are gonna come around*

It's starting to smell in here.


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Post 12

Bluebottle

smiley - yukI'll go grab a mop then...

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Post 13

Commander Draco, Supreme Dragon Lord

*Hands mop*


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Post 14

Bluebottle

Thanks.
*Starts mopping*
*Starts to smiley - whistle while working*

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Post 15

threesecondmemory

*supervisors*

oh, you missed a bit....


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Post 16

Bluebottle

smiley - grrI can't mop that bit as you're in the way!
Everyone's a critic! smiley - winkeye

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Post 17

Aardvark



Ello Ello ..........Ello

Wot are the three of you up to in 'ere?

No good I'll be bound!


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Post 18

threesecondmemory

smiley - whistle Nothing.


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Post 19

Aardvark



Are you the owner of this mop?


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Post 20

threesecondmemory

No, sir, not me.

*looks at BB*


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