h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome to the swimming pool. It's a swimming pool with water-slides, diving boards etc. We have swimming lanes and the diving area. There's a huge fun pool to your left. You can't miss it - it's got the 30 foot long inflatable floating dolphin you can climb on... The whole complex is over twelve miles long, so you can do a lot of swimming. We have really cool water cannons too, which can soak anyone you point them at. They cannot be modified in any possible way, though.
The smell is probably the chlorine.
So, have a good swim, and see if you can find a
Feel free to swim, splash or soak anyone you like, just don't make the pool dirty as we all have to swim in it.

*jumps into the pool*

wonderful clean water!!!

*realises the calmness wont last and arms herself with a cannon...*

*But too late to avoid Bluebottle's perfectly-timed shot with his watercannon.*
Ha - there are several advantages of being here first!

*rolls out of the way quickly, whilst firing water in BBs direction*

*dives under the water for a minute*

*Runs to the water slide, climbs the ladder, and takes the Black Hole slide down into the pool*
*SPLASH!!!!!!!!!!!*

*follows BB quickly down the slide, splashing him as she crashes into the pool*

*when she reaches him, pushes him under, then swims off frantically*

*Swims after F.C - gaining on her as he goes...*

*grins evilly and sends HUGE jets of water in BB's and FC's direction*
*doesn't bother to get out of range, as she's going to get soaked anyway...*

MING!!!! you made it!!!

*sends splash of water in greeting*

*Also splashes Ming - but continues to chase after F.C.*
Good to know that there are now 3 of us in this pool

*looks at BB* hur hur hur....

*her wings open and help her easily extend the gap between her and BB*

Are those water wings, FC?

*BB doesn't get the chance to hear the answer as E appears from behind a water cannon & soaks him*

hehe! well, i guess so... i just opened them and hey! move faster!

though it does make them much heavier though!

hey E!!!! *greetings cannon of water sent towards her!*

*still swimming away from BB, but more slowly so he can catch up*

*Soaks Eomando back and chases after FC again.*
I'll get you!

hehe.. catch me if you can...

*sculls backcrawl for a while*

You never know - I'm quite a quick swimmer. I've had a lot of practice having had a swimming pool and beach for over a year.

but can you catch up with her whilst being blasted by a water cannon?

Urm, with the way you fire cannons, Eomando, no.
However, you could help me by slowing FC down by firing a cannon at her.

True...true...

very tempting...

OK...because I've known you longer BB...

*fires her water cannon at FC*