A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Sewers

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Post 241

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

How do you make a dog go 'meow'?

With a circular saw. smiley - winkeye




Sorry, tasteless.


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Post 242

Bluebottle

Yes, very tasteless. smiley - sadface


Lets concentrate on curing our poor cat, shall we?


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Post 243

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

That's a bit harsh, isn't it, BB? However, if you MUST cure it, I can recommend a good halal butcher here in Aberdeen...


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Post 244

Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost)

What about our circus?


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Post 245

Bluebottle

Don't worry - the show must go on. We'd better look around the sewer and see if we can find anything else that may wish to perform. So, what have you found?


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Post 246

Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost)

The Camera Posing Monster wanted to become a big star.
I told him we'll think about it.
Didn't want be eaten!!
That Photographus still scares me.


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Post 247

Bluebottle

I think it would be a good idea to let the camera-posing monster do something, but it's impractical to expect a whole audience to send copies of it's photos to the monster in order to save them from death. We'll have to think of a compromise...


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Post 248

Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost)

What about telling it it is supposed to be at a foto shooting on Alpha Centauri, and when it'll come back, everything will be over.
Maybe we should look for someone who actually takes a foto of it on Alpha Centauri, because it will be angry otherwise.


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Post 249

Bluebottle

We could, though, get a security camera and point it at the monster. And then we could have the camera linked to a TV in front of the monster, so that it can watch itself on TV non-stop forever. That way, it'll be quite harmless and happy. smiley - smiley


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Post 250

Bluebottle

We could, though, get a security camera and point it at the monster. And then we could have the camera linked to a TV in front of the monster, so that it can watch itself on TV non-stop forever. That way, it'll be quite harmless and happy. smiley - smiley


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Post 251

Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost)

Pretty neat idea. smiley - smiley
I'll miss it, though.
BTW I finally found a monster who does that sawing up trick with me.smiley - smiley


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Post 252

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

Just a guess, but would that have anything to do with the pair of green furry legs over there wandering about in search of an upper torso? smiley - fishsmiley - bigeyessmiley - fish


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Post 253

Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost)

How many legs?

I thought they were blue...
Do you think that hurts? I did my best, but when I wanted to put them together again the legs were already gone. If you see it again, could you put it into a freezer until I come?


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Post 254

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

No problem smiley - smiley


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Post 255

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

I just saw a blue torso crawling over *there*, but it doesn't match the legs - have you been practicing again?


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Post 256

Bluebottle

I just saw two small of the rare Diamone snakes, and I was sure that there was only one long one left in the world... But both halves seemed alive and happy.


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Post 257

Hannah (Adrasteia, not fully human yet, but almost)

I have to practice, I still have problems putting them together again smiley - sadface
actually there has to be a third half, I practiced on one half again. have you been already practicing anything?


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Post 258

Bluebottle

Have I been practicing anything? Well, just the announcements, and doing the Gargantuanlion taming act... So far, I've still got all my limbs, just....


Shall I compare thee to a summer's Sewer Circus?

Post 259

Zeek, the Keeper of Intertemporal Reality Disruptions and Paradoxical Equations, Honorary Muse of Photoshop Photograph Edits <

I'vew been trying to teach these crab-spider-snake monsters to juggle.... They stink, but are getting better...

BTW, I think that I saw Avogardro's mumber of pickle monsters swimming in a pool of Hershey Squirts (diarrhea to you...)


Shall I compare thee to a summer's Sewer Circus?

Post 260

Zeek, the Keeper of Intertemporal Reality Disruptions and Paradoxical Equations, Honorary Muse of Photoshop Photograph Edits <

I will spell things right x5000

Cant talk about Avogardro's family jewels without being bleeped!


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