A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Fountain

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Post 21

Bluebottle

True - but it's the H2G2 COMPUTERS!!!! smiley - smiley
That makes ALL the difference smiley - smiley


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Post 22

The Ghost Of TV's Frink

Hmmmm.....I think it's time I moved to London.


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Post 23

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

* With a loud "ploppp", Peet emerges from the top of the fountain at high velocity, following a narrow but graceful arc before landing with a splash amongst the goldfish at the bottom *

Oops (gurgle)

(cue Bluebottle...)


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Post 24

Bluebottle

"He's fallen in the water!"


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Post 25

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

(* Peet climbs out and slops off to explore the sewers, satisfied that he has reached his full comic potential here *)


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Post 26

Menza

Nope, you missed the fish in the ear gag. smiley - smiley


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Post 27

Bluebottle

Why didn't I think of that?


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Post 28

Menza

Loads of coffee brings speedy mind. smiley - winkeye


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Post 29

Bluebottle

Ah - good point. At the moment I'm mainly doing LOADS of Law jokes for the (as yet not up) "So Long And Thanks For Laughing" Joke Archive.


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Post 30

SciFiBloke (The Fish)

smiley - fish


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Post 31

Menza

And I just threw out a huge joke book too. Shame.


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Post 32

Bluebottle

Well, we're trying to make a good archive - so far it's just me smiley - sadface


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Post 33

Menza

I can only remember crude ones anyway, so I'll be no use.


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Post 34

Bluebottle

Yes, we're trying not to have too many dirty ones, if any.
Afterall, there are 12 year olds on line... Not that they haven't already heard them smiley - winkeye


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Post 35

Menza

They probably helped to write about half of them.


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Post 36

Researcher Horay II

Whats the differance of a peeping tom...
and a petty thief?


A petty thief snatches watches.


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Post 37

Bluebottle

Thanks for the contribution.
If you have lots of jokes, please write them on an article for "So Long, And Thanks For Laughing".


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Post 38

Menza

Most of mine are totally unsuitable, sorry.


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Post 39

Bluebottle

Oh well, never mind.
You could just collect loads of cracker ones, type them up and post them - but that's likely to be a wasted effort!
(Has anyone EVER laughed at a cracker joke?)


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Post 40

Menza

Only once to my knowledge, and that was when the reader fell off his chair half way through the joke. smiley - smiley


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