h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome to the H2G2 beach, where there's always sun, sea, sand and surf, and hopefully a few wonderful people to meet.
And this is the place where all of you can start getting to know the competition in the warm up to the bikini competition. The competition doesn't start yet - but soon!

Enter HappyDude

"Bit quite, still it looks nice'

Oh can I enter? pretty please?

Have you got a Bikini ?

Mines made out of Latex !

Dear Happy,
I had mine on today, its a dayglow orangeish red body glove.
I didn't think I was going to make it to the beach but here I am.
You, You're GOOD!

Wow, latex, how can I compete? I may have to go out an buy a new one.

Yours looks nice !

Very true
Well, only a few entrants so far, you're all off to a good start. Hopefully we'll get a few more people interested soon.

::Re-enters with a simple blue bikini::
...whatcha think?

I'm neutral - it's what the voters think when the competition officially starts.

Anyone who wants to supply bikini pictures etc can. If you don't want to, don't.

I can't not keep up with tradition by not entering. No I'll not not enter.

You're not making me shave anything though.

Fair enough, TY. We wouldn't ask you to...

I've just read properly the mass of confusion that was my previous post.
It was meant to be a 'yes' to joining.


'I must read my posts before i sent them' x100

I gathered it was a Yes to joining, but a NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to shaving, which is what we wouldn't ask of anyone...

That's a relief. I wouldn't want to cause a higher than normal level of confusion round here.

Who is confused ? As long as I keep taking my medication it all makes perfect sense.

Tub yhw dluow Na'y'eno eb noc'desuf? Lla siht Sekam rep'tcef esnes Ot em.. I naem - t'nac uoy ve'ne dear a Rep'tcef'yl nes'bis'el nes'ecnet Ekil siht?

I can read any perfectly sensible sentances like that.
Agnhde Ig baeltp tyhfaeto yvoque cgalnw tyozox.

Time for the medication again !

Mine was actually 'Pig Klingon'. It's a bit like pig latin, but instead of looking like latin, it looks like, well, Klingon.

It's better than going to university to do it or something.