Gleeb

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GLEEB

An intelligent form of sponge.
Gleebs were said to have evolved in the Huge Tub of Jasper sometime during the
fourth universe. They "rode out" each of the next 38 Big Bangs by passing into the Umpteenth
dimension, thereby avoiding the Great Splatter that all other forms of sponge succumbed to.
Retaining their original form, the Gleebs became builders of the most massive art
structures in the galaxy- Watching again and again as their wonderous works were destroyed
by each successive Big Bang.

Although a Gleeb has not been seen in our time, some of their great
works still survive including The Great Scab of Hoam, The Great Wall of Condoms, The Great
Pickle of Niece,
and Spongeboy in the Horsehead Nebula. No doubt that the Gleebs have once
again positioned themselves in the Umpteenth, awaiting the next great rearrangement of
the universe.

Where are you going Gleeb?
Far far away.
Take me with you
Gleeb. Take me on your dark journey.
Oh allright you b*****d! Just please...PLEASE stop sucking-up!!!
Excerpt from Tooklah's
Repetitive Toadying
by Grant Tooklah


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