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Sick Bay

Post 181

Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead-

The other half of the label fell off. The rest of it says... *Picks up label fragment* "...on non-virtual characters", so you're okay, unless you scan your head into your computer.


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Post 182

Horatio_Caine: {Princess Garnet Til Alexandros XVII}

Oh right!
*Takes remedy*


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Post 183

fearlessattilathehun

Can the remedy be used for headaches?? I have a headache and I need something for it. I might be frostbiten. I don't take odd shaped pills.


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Post 184

Horatio_Caine: {Princess Garnet Til Alexandros XVII}

*Uses magic to clone Remedy*
Knock yourslf out! Lol


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Post 185

Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead-

Pills aren't odd-shaped. They're freaky. But we still take them. Right, before you can get a remedy, you'll need to do 9969609348563896 laps of the 16000000 metre track outside. *Takes out a stopwatch* Go!!!


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Post 186

Horatio_Caine: {Princess Garnet Til Alexandros XVII}

How come i didnt have to do that?


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Post 187

fearlessattilathehun

If Lol doesn't have to do laps, neither do I!! I'm suffering and I prefer round soft gel tablets, PLEASE. Nuge don't you be mean to me!!


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Post 188

Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead-

I'm a doctor, not a sadist.smiley - cool You haven't done your physical, you could be allergic.


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Post 189

Horatio_Caine: {Princess Garnet Til Alexandros XVII}

But i didnt run..
smiley - biggrin


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Post 190

fearlessattilathehun

Okay, I'll do the laps, starting now. I'm a very fast runner.
Besides, you don't scare me. I'm very athletic and a fine specimen of excellent health.
smiley - magic> turns into smiley - run.


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Post 191

fearlessattilathehun

Whooosh!! smiley - run comes racing around the track in in her final lap. Then she does, 5,000 jumping jacks, 30,000 push- ups, and 60,000 sit-ups. She's done. Can I have my remedy now before I go around the track againsmiley - smiley?????


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Post 192

Horatio_Caine: {Princess Garnet Til Alexandros XVII}

smiley - laugh


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Post 193

Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead-

Oops, hit reset instead of stop. You'll have to do it again.


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Post 194

Horatio_Caine: {Princess Garnet Til Alexandros XVII}

smiley - laugh Thats cruel!


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Post 195

Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead-

What can I say? Butterfingers.


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Post 196

Horatio_Caine: {Princess Garnet Til Alexandros XVII}

Yes indeed...

So, how come i didnt have to run? I got the remedy straight away!!
smiley - biggrin


Sick Bay

Post 197

Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead-

I already did an operation on you, so know how you work.


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Post 198

fearlessattilathehun

Attila is really half dead. Captain Nuge is cruel. She lays down on the ground and gets ready to die. "Goodbye cruel world", she cries. Only the remedy held by Captain Nuge will save her. Will Captain Nuge be kind to the dying Attila???????????????smiley - wah


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Post 199

guina

*grabs remedy and gives it to Attila*


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Post 200

fearlessattilathehun

Thank you Commander Leopard!! You saved me from the grip of Captain Nuge! I owe you my life 4 ever.


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