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When I used to write poetry on a regular basis...

there was always some well-meaning moron who would ask me to recite some of it. Of course, being me, I couldn't, as I hadn't memorized it after writing it. Now that I have spent several years drawing in a semi-organized manner, there are well-meaning morons who give me a blank piece of foolscap and want me to draw one of my characters. Trouble is, being me, that I don't have any characters.

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More reasons why small animals and large children should not be allowed to operate heavy machinery without supervision:

1. 8:57 AM
art versus work
by
Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)

2. 9:57 AM
art versus monica
by
Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)

3. 10:57 AM
short story versus long story
by
Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)

4. 11:57 AM
I really don't like being lonely,
by
Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)

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