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several, a/k/a random Started conversation Dec 16, 2004
and to the store clerks who have to put up with us men wandering thru and not having a clue WHAT to get...... 
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quizzical Posted Dec 16, 2004
Christmas really is a mine field for men...
The best gift I ever received was a star named for me (from one of those Star Registry thingies - not recognised by any official Astronomical body, but very romantic nonetheless). The same person also got me Ren and Stimpy dolls (squeeze their tummies and they make rude bodily noises), a birthday cake with candles that you couldn't blow out (we nearly set the house on fire), original poems, squids (don't ask), huge boxes of Godiva chocolates and Monte Blanc pens.
He was a very inventive gift giver who'd found an appreciative audience for his unique sense of humour. (Heck, I even like fruitcake.)
Merry Christmas to you, and good luck with that shopping!
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several, a/k/a random Posted Dec 17, 2004
sounds like a good sense of humour, on both parts. i've seen those star registry thingies and passed on the ren and stimpy, but did find a piggy bank that.....uuuuhhhh....deposited quarters when you squeezed it.
no, i don't 'have' to shop, except for food. unless something jumps into my hands.....like the 'potty putter' i bought once. that's right, practice your putting on the 'throne.' i had to buy it.
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