h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

How do you get your ice-cream van into the town square?
by the way, i'll have one of those BBC cones

Just Justin

Very carefully.

*hands over empty cone*

*wandering along empty beach, waves crashing*

*walks up to ice-cream van*

Hello?!
..........

Well, it's a bit cold for ice cream.

*continues down the beach*

Zzznrrffffwha?

Was that a customer? At this time of year? Surely not.

so sorry to disturb...
didn't actually think you'd be about.

ahem.

D'you have any warm drinks?

Hmmmmmm.
*goes to look in the back of the van*











*comes back*
Er... I could put some ice cream in the microwave?

Errrm. Maybe not. Well, I mean, you could, but I really don't think it'd be that great.

Thanks tho'.

D'you always hang out here? Even in this cold?

(or is it totally my fault for beach walking in such inclement weather?)

Oh no, I'm always here. I find it most peaceful in the winter months.

*rummages in the cupboard*

I might have some hot chocolate somewhere, would that do?

That would be perfect.

*stamps feet to keep warm*

*rummage*
*fiddle*
*boil*
*stir*

There we go.

Mmm, that's good

Thanks alot. Appreciate it.

Hands over

See you again sometime...

You're welcome. Call again!