A Conversation for The Fish Pond

A place for ducky!

Post 41

Cupid Stunt

*breaks up a ginger nut into less-than-beak sized pieces and gives it to ducky*


A place for ducky!

Post 42

Bluebottle

Does he like it?

<BB<


A place for ducky!

Post 43

Cupid Stunt

DUCKY: Quack! (nods head)

Yes. I might have a nibble myself. And a biscuit afterwards if I'm really lucky.

Sorry, must attend those bad humour management classes.


A place for ducky!

Post 44

Bluebottle

If you do, you'd better sign me up too!

<BB<


A place for ducky!

Post 45

Cupid Stunt

If I can find some, I'd be more than happy to! The more the merrier!


A place for ducky!

Post 46

Bluebottle

Sadly, though, we'd miss Ducky who has never told a bad joke in his life.

<BB<


A place for ducky!

Post 47

Cupid Stunt

Just as well I can't find a course then!

Too right! Who'd feed me the biccys?


A place for ducky!

Post 48

Bluebottle

Talking of which, would you like one now?

<BB<


A place for ducky!

Post 49

Cupid Stunt

Yes please! Love one!

*attempts to open bottle of ginger beer with beek and wings*


A place for ducky!

Post 50

Bluebottle

*Opens the bottle for Ducky and breaks the biscuit into easily- swallowable pieces.*

<BB<


A place for ducky!

Post 51

Cupid Stunt

Thank you BB!

*procedes to tip bottle to beak with wings and peck up small peices of biscuits*

Excellent vintage!


A place for ducky!

Post 52

Bluebottle

Thankyou, I made it myself.
Although I bought the biscuits...

<BB<


A place for ducky!

Post 53

Cupid Stunt

My compliments to the Bluebottle!

Can I have a drop?


A place for ducky!

Post 54

Bluebottle

Certainly - both of you, help yourselves.
The Fish too, if he's still about.smiley - cheers

<BB<


A place for ducky!

Post 55

Cupid Stunt

*Neil and Ducky re-arrive in swimwear and towels*

I'm back from me hols!

Why am I in swimwear? I'm a duck!


A place for ducky!

Post 56

Bluebottle

I think that bikini looks very silly on you, Ducky. Are you thinking of entering the bikini competition? ( A781148 )

<BB<


A place for ducky!

Post 57

Cupid Stunt

Is it open to fowl play? I might have a gander later...

I think that was about all the entendres that could be got in there...


A place for ducky!

Post 58

TBC

Hey mind if i join the party here?

~Skenvoy


A place for ducky!

Post 59

Bluebottle

Not at all, as long as you respect the duck. smiley - smiley

<BB<


A place for ducky!

Post 60

TBC

Of course...
*does Ali G style respect to the duck*
hmmmmm why are there ginger nut crumbs in this pond?

~Skenvoy


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