h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Right, having found a pond, I'm determined Ducky will enjoy himself.

Ducky:QUACK!

*Throws junk food in duckys direction...*

That better have been a donut! I don't want ducky getting caught on any packaging.

Offers ducky some orange sauce (and licks lips).

Adds some hazelnut stuffing as an afterthought.

Do you mind! That's my Duck!

*picks up Ducky protectively*

Oi! Leave Ducky alone you lot!

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's swim around near the shore meanacingly.....

*Cradles duck with face away from shark*

Good to see you BB! How are you?

*Cradles duck with face away from shark*

Good to see you BB! How are you?

Cupid,

...Don't be affraid of the Guard 's... they're very friendly... (unless commanded to kill)...

*giving bread to distressed duck*

As long as they stay clear of my duck!

Yeah! A man's duck is his castle!

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Werekitty looks disapointed at the lack of Duck à l'Orange

Recipe
PREP AND COOK TIME: About 40 minutes. NOTES: You may need
to order duck breasts ahead from your meat market

1. Pour olive oil into a 10- to 12-inch nonstick frying pan over medium-high heat. Add duck breasts and cook, turning once, until well browned on the outside and barely pink in center of thickest part (cut to test), 12 to 15 minutes total. With tongs, transfer duck to a rimmed plate and cover with foil.


4. Pull duck into 2-inch-long shreds, or cut into 2-inch pieces or 1/4-inch-thick slices. Add to orange sauce along with any accumulated juices and the olives; stir until mixture is hot. Add salt and pepper to taste.


4. Pull duck into 2-inch-long shreds, or cut into 2-inch pieces or 1/4-inch-thick slices. Add to orange sauce along with any accumulated juices and the olives; stir until mixture is hot. Add salt and pepper to taste. 4. Pull duck into 2-inch-long shreds, or cut into 2-inch pieces or 1/4-inch-thick slices. Add to orange sauce along with any accumulated juices and the olives; stir until mixture is hot. Add salt and pepper to taste.

:-p

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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*Startled by the turn of events, noone really notices The give the command "go gettem boys" to his 's.... Who, quicker than you can say "hey, that frood has a nice towel", dart out of the water and surround werekitty menacingly, with their multiple rows of teeth bared in an "Oi you! Watch it..." sort of way...*

Just a "slight" reminder.... BUT All duck recipies are strictly out of bounds... especially around the duck!

*still covering duckys ears*

Would everyone mind stop saying that?

Don't worry - Ducky can count on me to protect him.

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If you want this duck, you'll have to go through me and BB first!!

Cheers mate, how have you been?

I've been fine. A little wet, but fine.

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