How to Kill Your Brand

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Step one: you make your console cost the most,
You beat your chest and proudly boast,
Despite no good exclusive games,
You make a bunch of ridiculous claims,
Then ignore our need to play online,
Don't make it fun, like Xbox Live,
Use Blu-Ray,
Which I don't need,
Now you're getting your ass kicked by the Wii.

Sony you went wrong with your PS3!
I'll just keep playing my 360,
Hope this song has helped, you understand,
Now you know: how you killed your brand.

Phil Harrison, yeah you know best,
'sept you didn't Beta-test,
Sure I can surf the net,
But I can't find my gaming-friends,
Said: Halo 3 don't worry you,
Instead you offer Killzone 2,
But Killzone 1 sucked before,
So what made you think we wanted more?

Sony you went wrong with your PS3!
I'll just keep playing my 360,
Hope this song has helped, you understand,
Now you know: how you killed your brand.

"At Playstation what we have done successfully over the last 12 to 13 years is to uh uh gunna be uhm uh uh uh uh uh were gunna do some things a little differently we're gunna uh uh uhm uhm uhm uhm uhm uhm. I don't have any comment to make"

Sony you went wrong with your PS3!
I'll just keep playing my 360,
Hope this song has helped, you understand,
Now you know: how you killed your brand.

Sony you went wrong with your PS3!
I'll just keep playing my 360,
Hope this song has helped, you understand,
Now you know: how you killed your brand.

"Yeah, Phil: one question, real quick, a lot of players say they want to be able to play online without jumping through a bunch of hoops, do you have any plans to make the Playstation 3...not suck as much when you go to play someone else online?"

"We know that that's a compelling feature for...uh...certain players in certain segments in the audience...um...but as to specific plans or uh features... I dont have any comment to make"




This is taken directly from the song "How to Kill Your Brand", which has been circulating around the internet recently. I do not take any credit for this, at all. I do not know who originally did this, but they are a GENIUS!

Here is the video on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R98qC0fd_1w



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