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Like an old oak table...

Post 1

Shim

Where did that nice girl go?

Why won't she speak to me any more?
 


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Post 2

Peta

Go to bed!


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Post 3

Yoz

Get over it. She was an alien, anyway.

-- Yoz


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Post 4

Shim

But she was a very pretty alien.

With big doe eyes.

"Sheeemon"

*Sigh*

smiley - fish


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Post 5

Jonny

Was she called Bob?


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Post 6

wingpig

Whoooo. Whoooo-ooohooo. What you need to do, you see, is find some sort of extremely plums-in-the-mooth posh bugger that actually does pronounce vanished as varnished. Then, right, you could say "like an old oak table" and laugh at them until they have you ejected from their estate by stern officers of the law.
There aren't enough Blackadder references in this site.


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Post 7

Yoz

On the contrary, I think there are already too many Blackadder references on this site.

-- Yoz


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Post 8

wingpig

At least people have stopped trying to quote DNA. At least they've never tried to quote Les Dennis.


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Post 9

Shim

None of this helps me with my lack of beautiful Israeli girls ringing me up.

smiley - fish


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Post 10

Jonny

I'd have to agree, far too many. I once had a manager who couldn't resist talking about cunning plans and weasel's tails, luckily he didn't last long. Quite frankly, quoting Black Adder is nearly as bad as regurgitating large chunks of Monty Python sketches.


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Post 11

Yoz

I could give you my cousin's number in Jerusalem if you like.
She's getting married in a month's time, but she's very pretty.

-- Yoz


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Post 12

Shim

*heavy sigh*


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Post 13

wingpig

Maybe not enough of them know your number. Go there and leave a few cards in 'phone boxes or something.


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Post 14

Yoz

"Hot Young(ish) Yeshiva boy, new in town...
I'm religious and innocent (sort of)... corrupt me!"
(with a pic of bare-chested Shim looking angelic)

Hey, I'd call.

-- Yoz


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