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Post 1

Venus in Fly-Trap

smiley - ill"Doctor, Doctor, I can't stop singing the 'Green, Green Grass of Home'."
smiley - doctor"Sounds like you have Tom Jones syndrome."
smiley - ill"Is it common?"
smiley - doctor"It's not unusual."

smiley - illDoctor, Doctor, I've a lettuce leaf sticking out of my bum!
smiley - doctor"I'm afraid it's just the tip of the iceberg."

smiley - illDoctor, Doctor, I've a strawberry growing out of my head!
smiley - doctor"I'll give you some cream to put on it."



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Post 2

Puffypants -NOT AN ACE or anything else. Just a chocolate lover and a Friend of Tibet.

How about these ones?
Doctor, Doctor, I keep getting smaller!
You'll just have to be a little patient.

Doctor, Doctor, my hair is falling out! Can you give me something to keep it in?
How about this plastic bag?

smiley - smiley


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Post 3

Puffypants -NOT AN ACE or anything else. Just a chocolate lover and a Friend of Tibet.

This one isn't quite a "Doctor, Doctor joke, but it's still pretty good.

A mother takes her son to the doctor.
"Is it possible for an 8 year old boy to remove his own appendix?" the mother asks.
"Of course not." says the doctor.
The mother turns to her son.
"See! Now put it back!"
smiley - biggrin
smiley - doctor


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