h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Apparently, I should move to Neptune.

I really like my Klingon name! Kadra Kellein- gotta love alliteration!

As a Romulan I would be Mandukar Giellun... I don't know why that sounds so funny to me...

Neptune as well eh?!... We're going to be neighbours then...

>Wowbagger whispers: You punctiliously pustulent opsimath!<

If I knew what that meant I would probably feel insulted...

Kandyman's beer is :-
Budweiser. King of Beers. You are as American as they come my friend. Nothing against those pussy light beers or worse yet, imports, but you would rather have a diesel. Now get in your pickup, drive down to the general store and get yourself a rack.
Bud is my - In fact I think I'll just go crack one open.

Post Apocalypse
You're Jim from 28 Days Later. Well, the world went to hell and you slept through the whole thing! You tend to have a different view of the world and the people in it than others do, you hope for the best and try to feel good about what you have. A lot of time you're trying to do the right thing and be a nice guy while everyone else is running around and doing their own thing. That's sweet and honorable, but always watch your back or else you could get hurt.



Ah...Travel to Neptune. You are the only sane one here, thank you for coming!
Jumps into and blasts off.

Names (using Kandy Man)
Romulan : Ariennye Mandukar
Klingon : Kandel Margon

Beer:
Heineken. I am from Holland, ishn't that weird? Yesh, yesh, you have a strong personal flavor and some people just don't like you. People who really know you realize that you are one of the best.
(Actually, I'm not a beer at all. I'm a cognac: smooth and expensive. Often found in the vicinity of some rich, dark chcocolate. )

Planet:
You belong on the Sun. Only there can you be truly happy. JUST DON'T PUT ME IN THERE AGAIN!
(No surprise there. My idea of the perfect climate: the Outback of Australia, in summer.)

Star Trek Names:
Romulan: Dhivael Dhivael
Klingon: Qua'Lon Qua'Lon
(Apparently I stutter. Or I'm very decisive. )

Off to invade a small planet...

Oh.. another neighbour on Neptune...

I couldn't really go to the Sun... being a and all...


>Apparently I stutter. Or I'm very decisive<

Apparently my failure to beat the deadline this week meant that I had to cut some corners... and forgot to explain that usernames with only one word get repetitive alien names...

about that... it won't happen again ["hides crossed fingers behind back"]..

Off to get insulted by "Wobbagger"...

...or "Wowbagger" even...




"Wowbagger shouts: You chockingly logorrheaic toff!"

I think I understood that one...