A Conversation for 3rd Annual H2G2 Bikini Competition

I wish to enter the competition!!!

Post 1

Bluebottle

If you wish to enter the Bikini Competition, say so here:
Please include a decription of your bikini, and if you are nominating someone else, a link to their homepage:


I wish to enter the competition!!!

Post 2

I'm not really here

I'm entering!
I'm wearing a state of the art rubber and manacle bikini.
The manacles are purely for decoration purposes, unless I decide otherwise. smiley - smiley


I wish to enter the competition!!!

Post 3

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

Me me me!!!!
I'd like to enter too!

I'm wearing a black leather bikini, with tasslessmiley - bigeyes

And stilletto shoes.....with diamante trimsmiley - tongueout


I wish to enter the competition!!!

Post 4

Demon Drawer

Oh what the heck, if I can't be President.

I'll be wearing a black lycra CK two piece which really accentuates my well toned thighs. smiley - winkeye


I wish to enter the competition!!!

Post 5

MaW

I wish to enter!

Wearing a man's bikini with a bottom part made from fabric that changes colour fairly randomly, and an invisible top which cleverly enhances the muscles to avoid the weak and puny look.


I wish to enter the competition!!!

Post 6

Go-Go Girl

Oooh...too exciting...so much competiton already...

Having read your rules, I have ditched my old bikini and devised one specifically not for swimming, and I am now wearing a chocolate and whipped cream creation. I hope you understand that this means that everytime I am on the beach, I will have to have a new one applied, since chocolate and cream will melt in the sun. Alternatively, is it possible to place a large freezer on the beach, where I can periodically hang out to save my bikini?

Incidentally, my bikini may not look as fab as the others', BUT it will taste GLORIOUS!

Go on..try it!smiley - smiley

GGG smiley - winkeye


I wish to enter the competition!!!

Post 7

Go-Go Girl

Well actually it will look fab...smiley - erm just in a chocolate, cream licking kind of way...chocolate straps and whipped cream swirls on..well..smiley - blush the swirls...studded with a couple of chocolate drops...kind of like Smarties...or Buttons...

GGG smiley - winkeye


I wish to enter the competition!!!

Post 8

AquaMarina the Mermaid - wearing her shell bikini top for the bikini [email protected]

smiley - tongueout
How can I compete?
May I taste your bikini, GGG?

I'm wearing some new shells this year, luminescent ones {I removed the black pearls first}...and I have lubricated my tail until it shines...see?

*splashes tail*

smiley - schooloffish


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Post 9

Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42!

~strides in wearing her new chainmail bikini with peep-holes~smiley - bigeyes
I am also wearing my new thigh-high black PVQ stiletto boots.
~swings chain belt, tied loosely around tiny waist~

Accept defeat nowsmiley - winkeye


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Post 10

Go-Go Girl

Of course you can have a taste Aquamarina...

It is freshly made every day.

Anybody else want to taste?

GGG


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Post 11

MaW

Seven!

* bikini turns a fetching shade of royal blue *

I think I'll just go home now...


I wish to enter the competition!!!

Post 12

Bluebottle

St Seven of Nine may not win this year... so far, no-one has won twice in a row. So don't give up, you could be the winner, MaW!

<BB<


I wish to enter the competition!!!

Post 13

MaW

* MaW's bikini bottom turns purple with lilac polkadots *

Not if this bikini keeps coming up with these awful patterns I won't.


I wish to enter the competition!!!

Post 14

Titania (gone for lunch)

*covers her eyes to avoid the sight of MaW's bikini*

I borroughed a bikini from one of my cousins, but don't know how to describe it...

top URL found here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A521425

...and that's my cousin Seadric next to me...smiley - blush


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Post 15

I'm not really here

*speechless*

Gorgeous.
(obv not that speechless. smiley - winkeye)


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Post 16

Titania (gone for lunch)

Thanks Mina - but how am I to describe it? Please help!

*admires Mina's bikini*

I like that rubber look - does it feel like rubber too?


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Post 17

MaW

I would imagine it does, being made of rubber and all that.

* his bikini goes blood-red *

That's better.


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Post 18

I'm not really here

It's a discreet and delicate bikini, cleverly using oyster shells (the food of love) to cup and enhance your orbs of love, teamed with a beautiful cloth bottom harf, decorated with seaweed. (the food of the Gods.)

Or something.

And yes it feels like rubber. It gets very hot! smiley - winkeye


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Post 19

I'm not really here

Or even half.


I wish to enter the competition!!!

Post 20

Titania (gone for lunch)

Thanks Mina - I'm really no good at describing clothes myself... I wonder if there are any English classes in describing haute couture...?


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