Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
Not that anyone should need them, but they are out there.
HOLD STICK NEAR CENTER OF ITS LENGTH. MOISTEN POINTED IN MOUTH. INSERT IN TOOTH SPACE, BLUNT END NEXT TO GUM. USE A GENTLE IN-OUT MOTION.
There, I did the unspeakable. I posted instructions for toothpicks.
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