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Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ Posted Jun 13, 2000
Except a bratty little kid who ran up behind GOD, pulled down his trousers, and ran away giggling.
"EXCUSE ME," said GOD, pulling them up again, "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"
"Yeah," said the kid, "You're a poo-head!" At this point he was in uncontrollable fits of laughter, and nothing GOD would say would stop the kid. sooooo....
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Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) Posted Jun 13, 2000
... God extended a finger and turned the child into a teenager for 10 seconds...
After a moment of being back at his own age, the child had already apologised to God and begun cowering in his presence.
And God said "Always knew there was a point to inventing all those spots and hormones and exams- it couldn't just have been *pointless* trauma..."
At which point in the story God was beginning to receive some extremely pointed looks from across the room...
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Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ Posted Jun 14, 2000
Buddha turned up and tried to offer psychological advice to God - it's never a good idea to talk to yourself. 
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