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Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ Started conversation Apr 17, 2000
Slowly the door-handle started to turn. Panicking, John found a huge table to block the door, but it didn't matter now...
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The Cheese Posted Apr 17, 2000
...because a huge alien walked through the door. The alien pulled out his vaporiztion gun, and...
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Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ Posted Apr 18, 2000
It crackled. You see, what may look like a gun to us was in fact a translator. The when the alien spoke through it, the voice sounded human, although on dope and some sort of hallucinogen. The alien said...
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Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) Posted Apr 22, 2000
"I don't suppose this is Essex is it?"
John shook his head and said "Nope."
The alien frowned and said "Bollocks. Well, thanks mate, you don't know the way to the next pub do you?"
To which John replied...
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Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ Posted Apr 24, 2000
"yeah, but I'll have to take you there - it's pretty exclusive, you can be my guest. That is, if you'll do me a favour..."
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Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) Posted Apr 29, 2000
"...you're gonna have to buy me some pork scratchings."
The alien paused.
"Pork Scratchings?" it asked.
"Yeah, they're little..."
"Oh I know what they are... I'm just surprised there's anyone on this planet who eats them."
John looked confused. The alien sighed.
"Ok," it said "Now I'm going to have to...
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Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ Posted Apr 30, 2000
"...ask you to give me a bump start, the ignition on this isn't working the way it should."
"Uhh, how?" said John.
"Easy, just fly up and push it as hard as you can."
"Well," said John, "...
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Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) Posted May 1, 2000
"...let me just go to Heaven and get Sainted so I can get some wings and fly up there. Cos you know, people do that every day."
The alien raised his eyebrows. "Sarcasm," it sighed "a sure sign of..."
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Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ Posted May 1, 2000
"nononono," John interrupted, "I'm serious."
So John pushed a kid out of the way of a passing bus and got killed saving him, and went to heaven and got Sainted and gave the aliean a bump start. In return the alien...
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Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) Posted May 1, 2000
...did absolutely bog all for John, cos the world's just like that sometimes.
Meanwhile, up in Heaven...
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Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ Posted May 1, 2000
God looked at the alien, and wrote it's name in His Big Black Book. He would definitely not be getting the jacuzzi treatment when he died. And the Lord did grin...
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Thistle Posted May 4, 2000
cos he quite liked the look of john.
he wasn't quite sober and he had heard that being bicurious was getting quite fashionable in the states so...
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The Cheese Posted May 4, 2000
he looked down upon what he created and saw it was good. On the fifth day....
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Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) Posted May 4, 2000
...he decided he really couldn't be bothered anymore and designed humankind for a joke.
Millions of years later, upon realising his mistake, God...
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The Cheese Posted May 4, 2000
Picked all the puny humans up and played with them like he used to play with his sister and Barbie dolls. He then realized that in doing so...
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Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ Posted May 5, 2000
..it brought all the Human Rights Activists banging at His door. Which really annoyed him. So...
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Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) Posted May 6, 2000
...he waved his hand and changed them all into sea monkeys.
God liked sea monkeys- they were...
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Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ Posted May 7, 2000
.. strange beasts, but such was God's way. The Archangel Zax wasn't sure why GOD acted so, but then GOD did as he pleased - it was one of the perks of being The Almighty . Anyway...
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Hammy of Hamster (died, still moving) Posted May 14, 2000
Back to John the patron saint of alcoholic Aliens. He was now rather annoyed at being stuck in heaven. Only one thing to do he thought....
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Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) Posted May 14, 2000
... bust out of there and check out what hell was like.
He had heard they had all the best music down there anyway. The only problem was the logistics of the thing- how does an Angel fall from Heaven? Then it hit him...
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- 4: Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) (Apr 22, 2000)
- 5: Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ (Apr 24, 2000)
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- 7: Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ (Apr 30, 2000)
- 8: Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) (May 1, 2000)
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- 10: Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) (May 1, 2000)
- 11: Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ (May 1, 2000)
- 12: Thistle (May 4, 2000)
- 13: The Cheese (May 4, 2000)
- 14: Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) (May 4, 2000)
- 15: The Cheese (May 4, 2000)
- 16: Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ (May 5, 2000)
- 17: Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) (May 6, 2000)
- 18: Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿ (May 7, 2000)
- 19: Hammy of Hamster (died, still moving) (May 14, 2000)
- 20: Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) (May 14, 2000)
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