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Caption Competition Number Six - Unofficial London Summer Meet 2004

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Caption Competition Number Six - Unofficial London Summer Meet 2004

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Lizzbett


Someone at the party took the words to 'Agadoo' rather more seriously than anyone else.


Caption Competition Number Six - Unofficial London Summer Meet 2004

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Mu Beta

Master B's Jason Lee impression won him great acclaim.

B


Caption Competition Number Six - Unofficial London Summer Meet 2004

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GreeboTCat

'Hmmm... I'm not sure why my head is hurting... do you think it's anything to do with this pineapple?'

Greebs..xx


Caption Competition Number Six - Unofficial London Summer Meet 2004

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Demon Drawer

So I felt this bump on my head and went to A + E. The triage nurse shaved my hair to take a closer look and she just died laughing. I've still to find out what is wrong.


Caption Competition Number Six - Unofficial London Summer Meet 2004

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Otto Fisch ("One, you started coming over. Two, you started sleeping over. Three, you started taking over. Four, you told me it was over.")


"Why have you got a pineapple on your head?"
"I found this magic lamp with a genie and was given three wishes. For my first wish, I asked for ten million pounds. For my second wish, I asked for a sports car. And for my third wish, I asked for a pineapple on my head"


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coelacanth

"Why have you got a pineapple on your head?"

"I found this magic lamp with a genie and was given ONE wish. I looked around the room at all the lovely ladies and wished that I could feel a little fruity"


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quizzical

'Unfortunately the H2G2 Olympic Organising Committee had neglected to order olive wreaths, so the gold medalist in Pub Crawl Marathon was forced to wear fresh fruit on his head.'


Caption Competition Number Six - Unofficial London Summer Meet 2004

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coelacanth

Master B demonstrated how he managed to stand up in front of a classroom full of children without looking like a di*k head.

Unfortunately, being somewhat new to the teaching profession, he still hadn't got it quite right.
smiley - bluefish


Caption Competition Number Six - Unofficial London Summer Meet 2004

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Adams_Rib

Can you hear me now........??


Caption Competition Number Six - Unofficial London Summer Meet 2004

Post 11

Mina

Master B is rather upset at all the people taking the p*** out of his rather unfortunate blemish


Caption Competition Number Six - Unofficial London Summer Meet 2004

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Mu Beta

Hmmmm....smiley - erm

B


Caption Competition Number Six - Unofficial London Summer Meet 2004

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McKay The Disorganised

Everyone agreed it was a good Carmen Miranda impression, but felt that Master B should have shaved as well.

smiley - cider


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Elecray7k

"All I did was ask that Hawaiian bloke to stop playing that awful ukelele and then he hit me with something...!"


Caption Competition Number Six - Unofficial London Summer Meet 2004

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rev. paperboy (god is an iron)

"Growth on my head? What growth on my head?"


Caption Competition Number Six - Unofficial London Summer Meet 2004

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Garius Lupus

"Whoa, the pina coladas here sure pack a punch!"


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Garius Lupus

"Yeah, I think it looks silly too, but my mates told me it was the latest Paris fashion and they've hardly ever lied to me before."


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Mu Beta

By the by, can I just point out to all contributors to this thread that this is not a novelty-trick-photo-which-looks-a-bit-like-this-chap's-got-something-silly-on-his-head. I was actually balancing a pineapple on my head. For reasons I know not why.

If you want to see a NTPWLABLTCGSSOHH featuring me, there's one here:

http://public.fotki.com/azahar/h2g2_friends/master_b.html

B


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McKay The Disorganised

I think it just shows that any photo of you induces sarcasm.

smiley - cider


Caption Competition Number Six - Unofficial London Summer Meet 2004

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Mina

In that case I want to change my entry.

*It is essential that Master B carries something on top of his head at all time; it keeps his brain from flying away*


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