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Ooh I say! I do feel queer!!

Post 281

Demon Drawer

Emmigrate.

No idea cupid it may take some time.


Ooh I say! I do feel queer!!

Post 282

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Cupid- if you're a bloke- do someting incredably laddish
if you're a lass, do something insanely girly. It didn't take too long for me, but then my generation is pretty relaxed about these things...

smiley - ale


Ooh I say! I do feel queer!!

Post 283

Demon Drawer

So go for the Laddish option then Cupid. However not to laddish like a game a some sport and ending up in the showers afterwards at least not just yet. That was something my straight friends found really freakish for a while actually. The fact that I wasn't necessarily checking them out after football or at the gym. Gee I had every oportunity doing that if I wanted to. smiley - winkeye


Ooh I say! I do feel queer!!

Post 284

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

No, not sport smiley - winkeye Some form of booze up like a pub crawl- just something that involves making an arse of yourself, thus showing your mates you're still the same bloke.

smiley - ale


Ooh I say! I do feel queer!!

Post 285

Demon Drawer

True that would work. Although one of my most hetro mates used to go around kissing guys when on a really good pub crawl. So be careful that the guy you have offended doesn't start doing that when drunk.


Ooh I say! I do feel queer!!

Post 286

Cupid Stunt

Problems with the above: I'm teetotal, and haven't actually stopped making an arse out of myself for several months now - I'll try the showing I'm the same bloke thing, seems to have the best chance of working. Thanks guys! (I'll leave emigrating as a last resort).


Ooh I say! I do feel queer!!

Post 287

Ridiculous Chicken† - a very absurd little bird

I've had that problem and probably dealt with it entirely the wrong way by just kind of pretending it never happened. I don't know whether the friend involved even knows I'm still queer! That's not the thing to do because it's wrong to not be yourself around certain people... it can only ever lead to problems smiley - cheers


Ooh I say! I do feel queer!!

Post 288

Cupid Stunt

Did lunch with him today (Don't you just love to hate that phrase?) - things are on the mend. I think.


Ooh I say! I do feel queer!!

Post 289

Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted

think i missed all that conversation (what do you mean read the backlog??!!)

Glad lunch went ok.

I love to hate full stop...

Mort


Ooh I say! I do feel queer!!

Post 290

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Glad to hear it Cupid smiley - ok

smiley - ale


Ooh I say! I do feel queer!!

Post 291

Demon Drawer

Quick review

Cupid smiley - loveblush for another guy.
Guy turns out to be straight.
smiley - runsmiley - steam away
Cupid smiley - headhurts how to deal with this
Asks here and smiley - devil and KerrAvon smiley - ale provide advice
Cupid smiley - grovel
Does smiley - cakesmiley - ojsmiley - ale

All is well in the smiley - earth apparently.


Ooh I say! I do feel queer!!

Post 292

Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted

oh well in that case it all makes sense

smiley - laugh


Ooh I say! I do feel queer!!

Post 293

Cupid Stunt

My love (?!?) life in pictures! DD that was fantastic!

Haven't seen him since then - no updates...


Ooh I say! I do feel queer!!

Post 294

Ridiculous Chicken† - a very absurd little bird

I agree... DD's depiction of Cupid's love love was beautiful! smiley - cheers


Ooh I say! I do feel queer!!

Post 295

Ridiculous Chicken† - a very absurd little bird

Hmm... "love love"?! Methinks that was supposed to be "love life" somehow!


Ooh I say! I do feel queer!!

Post 296

Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted

Probably smiley - laugh but love love does sound quite romantic and soppy smiley - winkeye


Ooh I say! I do feel queer!!

Post 297

Cupid Stunt

Very soppy indeed!

I can't decide which of the words love and life should be in inverted commas, i.e. should it be:

Love 'life'.

or

'Love' life.

It works better either way when you do the fingers...


Ooh I say! I do feel queer!!

Post 298

Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted

Mine is easily described....disaster smiley - erm


Ooh I say! I do feel queer!!

Post 299

Cupid Stunt

Got snogged on Monday! By two different guys, neither of whom were him... Does that make me a ho? smiley - smiley


Ooh I say! I do feel queer!!

Post 300

Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted

smiley - whistle

Lucky!!


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