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The Way of the Guide- The only true religion for the follower of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Arthur Dent
Ford Prefect
Zaphod Beeblebrox
Marvin the Manically Depressed Robot

Prophet on Earth-
Douglas Adams

Holy Book-
"The Guide" (the collection of the 5 books in the series)

Cerimonial clothing-
The towel around the waist is our ceremonial robe, and the plastic beer-guzzling helmet is our official headgear.

The "GUIDE" lines-
1) Don't Panic
2) Have a towel available at all times
3) 42
4) Visit H2G2 weekly

This is just the beginning of this mainstream religion. To join the religion Just read from the Guide, follow the "GUIDE" lines and worship the Gods.

Meanwhile keep this in mind: "Hard work pays off later, but laziness pays off now."

And remember, Don't panic.

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