h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*TAN-TA-RA*
The Queen decrees that all and sundry [whoever they are] and anybody else, too, who want to be on the Royal Float should enter their name here. The Royal Scribes will put you on the float; list your name on the Royal Float of Damogran.

Due to the wonders of VR, you can be on more than one float at a time, so if you spend time in Damogran, you are welcome to sign up here.

To offer suggestions, or assistance, on the Royal Float go to the forum back in Damogran at: http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=29432&thread=45183

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[Sealia, who is practicing her bicycle horns for the parade]

I wanna be on da float please

*Royal Scribes dutifully record 'Phil' on the Damogranian Float List.*

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[Sealia waves at Phil]

Ta chuck.

*Phil waves to Sealia*

Please put me on da float too, blu.

Much thanks.

bp

The Scribes write feverishly...
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[Sealia waves]

PS you people been to da yoop, eh?

I'd like to be there, along with Cherokee and Switchboard Susan. Artwork for me is already on my home page (or I can e-mail it to you blu), but I haven't got anything for Cherokee or Susan, and since I don't have a web site, I'll have to send anything externally anyway. However if anybody can conjure up artwork of a Jeep and a telephonist, that'll be fine!

Scribes [getting writer's cramp] continue to write:
Spiny
Cherokee 'the Wonder Jeep'
Switchboard Susan

Hullo, Spiny!
Actually we arent sure what the float is gonna look like. Right now we are leaning to one of those giant balloons like in the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. [ever seen it?] We are thinking that a lovely boxcar-sized balloon of the Queen would be quite the addition to the parade. The courtiers, etc., could be the people that walk along the street with strings attached to the balloon.

Or, we could PRETEND to BE the balloon...
*hehehe*
boy, they would be suprised when the balloon waved, or flapped her wings...
*hehehe*
While we would love artwork of all the courtiers in their finery, we dont think the Royal Scribes are up to it. Although there has been rumors of artistic help, so we gotta go to the Parade site and check.

The scribes have put you all on the list, tho.

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[Sealia wants a balloon]

PS an' you know we've got your picture already *wink, wink* just dont tell Switchboard Susan

Hey, guys! Do ya want your Damogranian Titles included in your names on the float page?????

Check the page, and lemme know.
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[Sealia, the Royal Seal]

Full titles, I think. Provided there's space. We could be one of the bigger floats...

There's a guy offered artwork services on the float home page. He's put up samples of his work, which look pretty competent to me. Perhaps a royal approach would persuade him?

I sorta liked adding titles, too. We got lotsa space. Text is easy, the graphic is the hard part.

I saw there was a new art victim...er, volunteer. I was sorta afraid to ask him...with all the odd stuff we got going on here... but if you think it would be better than a Queen balloon, it WOULD be more fun.

we still have three weeks. I will put in a request. I could draw but I just dont have the time right now. [And sometimes the results are pretty primitive, too.]


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Sir Commander Bond, James Bond Demon Drawer, Lord of Mt. Sandcastle, BA(3rd Class) , H2G2 (Hist.Soc.) requesting permission to be on the Royal float. Me thinks me on top of the recnetly conquered Mt. SandEverest wearing my tux would be a fitting addition to the procession.

BTW you could also add the rest of the team names to follow.

Royal Scribes working round the clock to add names to float...

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[Sealia wants a tux]

No, the Queen balloon's a great idea. Maybe you could persuade him to do a float with some of us on it, and four walking beside with the strings for the balloon. And a shower of ticker tape too - why not. And and...ooh my brain's just bursting with ideas - the four horses, Peace, Virtue, etc (can't remember their names) should be pulling the float..

I have put you on the float, but when I went to add the rest of the Expeditionary Team, I realized that some of 'em aren't Damogranian courtiers or visitors. I dont mind adding 'em, but what if they don't WANT to be added???

I added everybody who are already members of the court, in a list.This will be in addition to their main listing on the float, if they request it. Is this the best way to do it? Check out the float and lemme know what you think.

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I'd like to float on your Royal Float!! I see I'm already there as a part of the Mt. SandEverest Climbing Team (thanks for that!), but this is my official request for floating on the float officially...

*Curtseying.* Please mam'am. I'd like to ride with you, but alas I have no Damogran title other than Royal Courtier. I am Missionary the Forth for the Church of the True Brownie, though.

*Gives a smaller curtsey to Sealia. She loves Sealia.

The Scribes enter Alien 'officially' to float on the Royal Float, [in addition to her listing as a member of the Mt. SandEverest Expedition].

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[Sealia is proud to be one of the sponsors of the Climb]

Dear Mari-rae, you may be on the float as Missionary the Forth for the Church of the True Brownie [which is how you are listed on the Royal Webpage], or you may apply for a formal Damogranian title if you prefer. [Damogranian titles are on deep-discount special right now--hurry only several hundred or so left]

We would be happy to have you on the float either way.


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[Sealia curtseys too--which is not easy for a seal]