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Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) Posted May 19, 2000
}Page yourself over the intercom. Make sure your voice IS recognizable.{
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Leazes Posted May 30, 2000
~fishy grins~
Hi there, thanks for the extra suggestions... I'll add them at some point... 
Leazes
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Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) Posted May 30, 2000
}Greet everyone you meet with "Greetings, Earthman" or "Earthwoman" or "Earth being" or the like.{
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Vestboy Posted Jun 1, 2000
I do that all the time but I use Earthling.
Call everyone darling - especially your work superiors.
Sniff. A lot.
While left alone in your friends car with the engine turned off fill the air inlets with chads (the bits you get when you punch the holes in paper), turn the volume on the stereo to full and put the fan on at full blast. None of this is on until the ignition key is turned.
Leave the car and hide behind nearby bush.
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Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) Posted Jun 1, 2000
}Create palindromes when posting things in chat rooms or the like.ekil eht ro smoortahc ni sgniht gnitsop nehw semordnilap etaerC{
Mew.weM
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Bluebottle Posted Jun 10, 2000
Everytime you see someone you barely know, say "You look as beautiful as the day I married you" - if that won't annoy them, nothing will!
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Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) Posted Jun 10, 2000
}When someone asks you to do something, say, "Do you want fries with that?"{
}Anyway, you should rename this one "How to irritate people".{
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Vestboy Posted Jun 14, 2000
Excellent.
Say "That was me!" in a loud voice whenever you smell a fart.
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Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) Posted Jun 14, 2000
}And speaking of irritation, Bluebottle, your latest one is *especially* annoying if it's someone of the same gender as you!{ 
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Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) Posted Jun 14, 2000
}Oh, and I think that right under the one saying "Inform others that they exist only in your imagination." you should have one saying "Inform others that they exist only in their own imaginations."{
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 20, 2000
Hi everyone.
I've got two!
"When someone else tries to annoy you, ignore their existence."
The last one should be "E-mail this list to everyone you know."
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Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) Posted Jun 20, 2000
Mew!
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NMcCoy (attempting to standardize my username across the Internet. Formerly known as Twinkle.) Posted Sep 27, 2000
Mew!
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NMcCoy (attempting to standardize my username across the Internet. Formerly known as Twinkle.) Posted Sep 27, 2000
Copy other people.
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NMcCoy (attempting to standardize my username across the Internet. Formerly known as Twinkle.) Posted Sep 27, 2000
Or when someone says "Repeat after me," you repeat "after me, after me, after me..."
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NMcCoy (attempting to standardize my username across the Internet. Formerly known as Twinkle.) Posted Sep 27, 2000
Or keep replying to your own posts
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Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Sep 27, 2000
That sounds like the hotel room on the night of my wedding, plus washing up liquid in the kettle and blue ink in the shower head!!
Try the washing up liquid trick some time - the kettle is transformed into a volcano!!
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Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) Posted Sep 29, 2000
Twee!
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Sylvia, pokémon trainer(with her Oddish)(Minister of emerald green, keeper of green magic) Posted Sep 29, 2000
Take everything everyone says to you literally to the extreme.
Insist on doing something yourself, then do it incompetently while another person is watching.
Ask "Why?" after every statement anyone makes.
I can tell you from experience that these work.
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- 21: Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) (May 19, 2000)
- 22: Leazes (May 30, 2000)
- 23: Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) (May 30, 2000)
- 24: Vestboy (Jun 1, 2000)
- 25: Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) (Jun 1, 2000)
- 26: Bluebottle (Jun 10, 2000)
- 27: Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) (Jun 10, 2000)
- 28: Vestboy (Jun 14, 2000)
- 29: Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) (Jun 14, 2000)
- 30: Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) (Jun 14, 2000)
- 31: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jun 20, 2000)
- 32: Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) (Jun 20, 2000)
- 33: NMcCoy (attempting to standardize my username across the Internet. Formerly known as Twinkle.) (Sep 27, 2000)
- 34: NMcCoy (attempting to standardize my username across the Internet. Formerly known as Twinkle.) (Sep 27, 2000)
- 35: NMcCoy (attempting to standardize my username across the Internet. Formerly known as Twinkle.) (Sep 27, 2000)
- 36: NMcCoy (attempting to standardize my username across the Internet. Formerly known as Twinkle.) (Sep 27, 2000)
- 37: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Sep 27, 2000)
- 38: Dizzy H. Muffin (Sep 28, 2000)
- 39: Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) (Sep 29, 2000)
- 40: Sylvia, pokémon trainer(with her Oddish)(Minister of emerald green, keeper of green magic) (Sep 29, 2000)
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