Most of us have them, some use them instead of their given one, others try to ignore them where possible, what are we talking about? Middle Names of course, me has one... Greebo T. Cat, maybe you do, but how about the ten famous names below. All you have to do is sort out which of the three possible answers is the correct middle name for each personality.

If you would like to send your answers to us here at we will give
you a mention in next week's edition. An email address has been handily provided for you below the


questions.

1. Leonardo DiCaprio (Actor)
   A. William
   B. Wallis
   C. Wilhelm
   
   
2. Hugh Grant (Actor)
   A. John Mungo
   B. James Mary
   C. Mungo Mary
   
   
3. Robson Green (Actor / Singer)
   A. Bobby
   B. Golightly
   C. Goliath
   
   
4. Joan Collins (Actress)
   A. Jett
   B. Henrietta
   C. Joan
   
   
5. Uma Thurman (Actress)
   A. Karuna
   B. Kunana
   C. Mutata
   
   
6. Emile Heskey (Sport)
   A. Ivanhoe
   B. Sherwood
   C. Will Scarlet
   
   
7. Joseph Fiennes (Actor)
   A. Albus
   B. Alberic
   C. Albert
   
   
8. Mark Knopfler (Singer)
   A. Freud
   B. Fred
   C. Freuder
   
   
9. Ben Affleck (Actor)
   A. Geza
   B. Giza
   C. Piza
   
   
10. Mel Gibson (Actor)
    A. Carol
    B. Columcille
    C. Columbo
    
    

Send your answers to [email protected], please include
your h2g2 researcher name and 'U' number, so credit can be given where it is due.
Correspondence should be with me no later than Tuesday 22^nd 2004

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The Gold Medal Winner is -
Toy Box - All Ten Questions Correct.

A Dr. Justin - All Ten Questions Correct.

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All the answers were correct!!

1. Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses.
   A. You certainly do, Sir, that's the window you just walked through!
   B. You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!
   C. You certainly do, Sir, but you can hold more in a pint mug!
   
   
2. Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?!
   A. Stick your foot out and trip it up!
   B. Go on strike, noses will never cross a picket line!
   C. Super Glue your nostrils together!
   
   
3. Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell?
   A. Pull the other one!
   B. Sounds like you might have an attack of the Campaniles!!
   C. Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!
   
   
4. Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
   A. Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!
   B. These jokes a getting more like toilet humour every day!
   C. Take these, and try not to let it happen!
   
   
5. Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep.
   A. Now you are just trying to pull the wool over my eyes!
   B. That's baaaaaaaaaad!
   C. So if we give you these Kangaroo pills you will become a wolly jumper right?
   
   
6. Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
   A. I'll deal with you later.
   B. There's always one joker in the pack!
   C. Maybe it's time you gave up being an Assistant Community Editor on h2g2 then.
   
   
7. Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me.
   A. Sounds like a nasty case of Pluralsee!
   B. One at a time please.
   C. I'm over here, you're talking to a mirror.
   
   
8. Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my acne?
   A. I never make rash promises!
   B. Well if it doesn't you could always try a pen, dot to dots always cheer me up!
   C. Only if you use it sparingly, a spot here and a spot there.
   
   
9. Doctor, Doctor I feel like an orange.
   A. Hmmmm, better come back tomorrow when you are feeling less fruity.
   B. Can you move over, I'm feeling a little squashed.
   C. Are you taking the pith?
   
   
10. Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film!
    A. Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing develops.
    B. Don't be silly, you are just being negative!
    C. Don't worry your prints should be back within 24 hours.
    
    

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