A Conversation for The Snowball Cannon

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Post 1

Garius Lupus

This is the place where you can order a 40 ton snowball to be splattered on someones user page. A note can be attached to the snowball, so that the recipient knows where it came from. Or it can be sent anonymously.


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Post 2

Mike A (snowblind)

Please send an anonymouse one to http://www.h2g2.com/U118134

Have it say: "Hello from the jolly jo-ho's. We'll meet you at the sausage synagogue tomorrow."

I know the grammar is wrong, but...


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Post 3

Alien

Since there now is a new thread... smiley - smiley One to AXR
http://www.h2g2.com/U113427
with a note: "Viele GrĂ¼sse!!", please... smiley - smiley


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Post 4

Afgncaap5

I'll get on it ASAP. I've got too much backlog as of now, but mabey in a few hours . . .


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Post 5

Garius Lupus

There. I got the previous 2 requests. (sorry for the delay - I was away for 2 days) smiley - smiley


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Post 6

Afgncaap5

(I apologize for the inconvenience, Garius, Alien, and . . . Mike? Can't remember. Had a bad coupl'a days. When I get back on h2g2 again in a week, maybe I'll be better.smiley - smiley)


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Post 7

Afgncaap5

Okay, I'm back. Any orders? No? Eh, I'm busy any way.

*Dusts off the cannon. Considers shooting someone with it*


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Post 8

Mike A (snowblind)

Yeah, I may have. Gimme time smiley - smiley


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Post 9

Miss Jeni

Hi, I would like to order a hit.

It's to http://www.h2g2.com/U50436.

Could you please send the biggest snowball you've got to this address, thankyou and could you please attach the message "Good Luck!"

Thanx

Jeni X


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Post 10

Afgncaap5

That order has been taken care of. Thanks for the buisiness. You know, the great thing is, whenever I do I job for one person, it's advertising to another person! I love this buisiness! It does, as GL mentioned to me once, snowball. smiley - smiley


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Post 11

Davius the Mostly Competent

Heh heh heh. I've wanted to do this ever since I found this place, and I've finally found something that peeves me enough to be worthy of 40 tons worth of snow! On second thought, make that a 40 tonner followed by about 1 minute of the rapid fire. Send it to:

http://www.h2g2.com/U113901

Message: "Is the milk button supposed to be an infinite loop? Thank you Mr. Javascript Error for getting me out!"

If anybody wonders what the heck that means, I dare you to go there and click the "Fear the Milk" button. Just have the three-finger-discount (Ctrl-Alt-Del) or force quit (Command-Option-Esc) ready. If _anyone_ did not know these key combos (heaven forbid) before, MEMORIZE THEM NOW. They will serve you well.

Hey, I gotta make the world safe for computer newbies, don't I?


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Post 12

Garius Lupus

All done. I didn't try the button, though smiley - bigeyes

Thanks for the business.


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Post 13

Davius the Mostly Competent

Very wise.


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Post 14

The Cheese

Please send the following (in quotes) to Lisa at U50758:

"Hi. I have a nose. I can fly if I try. My name is not a misnomer. AHhshHSHhdhhJjjduHHDUDHnSZHBHBNb! I bet you can guess who sent this..."

However, make sure you mark it as sent from anonymous, as she should be able to figure out who sent such a thing...

Thanks smiley - smiley


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Post 15

Garius Lupus

The delivery has been made. Please come again. smiley - smiley


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Post 16

Afgncaap5

*Dusts off the cannon*


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Post 17

Garius Lupus

*Pollishes the hurler*


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Post 18

Afgncaap5

*Mops up the little bits of snow that occasionally fall onto the gruond*


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Post 19

Garius Lupus

*oils the aiming mechanism*


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Post 20

Afgncaap5

*Makes sure to fill the snow mixers with optional food coloring for celebrating occasions*


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