h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*whistles a happy tune as he passes through the waiting hall, stops at the vending machine and promptly puts an out of order sign on it*

Food and Drink available at the restaurant in the South Block, east-west link corridor just past satellite pharmacy and left of the linen room. It's up the stairs down the corridor, take a left, down two flights of stairs, a right a left then straight on until you see the blue-green walls. Thank you.

HF

*gets out his pogo stick*

Watch out *kick starts the new motorised attachment*

Grabs coat...heads for South Atlantic.......

Or there's the WRVS just down the hall, they make a cracking broccoli and cauliflower soup.

*pogos down to the canteen*

*gets lost on the way*

Whats this then?!? Looks like a testing lab

*shouts down the hall*

That's the WRVS, just mind out Mavis doesn't short change you, she's a bugger for it!

*marches in and takes off her heels*



ooowwwwww my feet hurt


any chance of any assistance?

WRVS? whats that?

Women's Volunteer Service, they (wo)man the canteen and make scones. A hospital version of the PTA if you like...

*notices Mizz Pinky* A young doctor is sure to help you soon ma'am, just wave your bare feet about a bit more...it's sure to attract their attention.
HF

*wiggles her toes*

*Crashes motorised pogostick*

that hurts!
Really should get these things licensed

*looks at mizzp's wiggling toes*

*looks over at crashed pogo injuries* keep it down will you, we've blisters to treat here, STAT. never mind all your broken bits and pieces, what you call em? arms 'n' stuff. sheesh. patients.

*whisper* */*

*collects various pieces of himself, and gets in the queue*

*sits stroking Rob the Carpet, muttering to herself*


Every morning he does this.. drags me out of a lovely sleep and just throws me on you... doesn't give a girl a chance to even comb her hair!

And my t-shirt got crumpled too!

*straightens at her "Follow Me" t-shirt*


Hospital! Wonder what he has managed to do to himself now?.....

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*Wonders in.*

So where are we now?

Hospital </>

We are not in a library, nor a bakery...
Could be a butcher though