h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is a place to hang about, sit on the blue cushy chairs, pop in a CD or two on the very expensive surround-sound stereo, play guitar, and generally enjoy yourselves. Ingesting illegal substances is only allowed if you don't tell anyone.

Puts in Powerslave and sits down on one of the chairs.

Brings in a refrigerator fully stocked with... stuff. Yeah. Pulls out a Mountain Dew.

*wonders in *sees the fridge,
*opens fridge,
'hey, like it alright if I have some stuff from this fridge like?' *rolls a joint

The fridge is available for anyone to use. Don't worry, I won't get angry or anything.

Anyway, that's why I brought one. This place needed one already. Oh, and in case anyone was wondering, Powerslave is by Iron Maiden.

Hi 2legs, where'd you come from?

Hey, you're not supposed to tell anyone about your illegal substances. I'll have to confiscate that. *goes off in the corner and does something inconspicuously*

*is shocked to see the joint 'going up in smoke' over in the corner *resolves to not mention drugs again* *takes a bit of 'stuff' out of the refridgerator Me? Where did I come from? Well, you know, I was kind of over there, and then I came in here

Well, it'd be appreciated if you actually signed up rather than just posting at random.

We really need a cool name for the dragon.

Maybe an acronym?

Yeah, an acronym.

An acronym isn't cool enough for the . We need an actual name.

Well fine then.
How about...
WILLIS!

No. Now stop being a moron.
(Remember, I'm allowed to be rude to IABTYM.)

Yeah, that one was a joke. We need something cooler than that.

Something that conveys awesome draconitude. Or, if all else fails, something gothic.

*looks around, noticing that no-one seems to be here.*

HELLO!

*pops open the fridge, and takes out some cheesecake*

*thinks about dragon name, and realizes that he is using asterisks and talking like he was in Body Language*

Well, using asterisks is good. People need to be active.

I approve of the fridge and cheesecake only so long as everyone keeps it clean!

*wonders about the possibility of Mountain Dew Cheesecake treats*
You know, that might not be good. I won't try it. Anyone else want to?
Ummm... Dragon name, dragon name, when will you come to me??? (they are music things, not whistles. I was singing.)

Here, use these instead:

Ok, thanks.

I shall post, so as to make it seem that more is going on here than really is!
*sees that the CD needs changing, and puts in his own "compilation" album of COMPLETELY LEGAL burnt songs*
*points out that it is mostly Ozzy*
It's mostly Ozzy on the CD.

Hm, I see that it's mostly Ozzy.

*grabs a beer and rolls a joint*

Since I'm Dutch, a joint is not an illegal substance.