h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is a plain room in the ordinary world. There are three squishy sofas, a beanbag and a hard-backed chair.
A coffee table stands in the middle of the room with an assortment of refreshments that are constantly replenishing themselves.

All new members are invited to help themselves to refreshments and leave their name, U number and good (and preferably humorous reason) why they should join….

*enters the room*
hi my name is trienta my u number is U567177 and i should join because i an the great highway villan Thickas Turnips and i want to eat all the pies!
*bows and retreats backwards*

*returns bow*

Thickas Turnips you may join my kingdom but you must never go against my jurisdiction or attack any other of my subjects

Please take this turn it around three times and leave for the forest road and village.

Build yourself a house if there are none to your liking and settle down.

*takes the and spinns it three times*
thankyou see you in the shadows! ha ha ha

*sits on one of the sofas*

Hmmm, she seemed a little evil, maybe she'd like to be part of the army instead....

*curls up on sofa*

U551837 reporting for duty Sir!!!

I have also brought my and some fresh cat food!

*Kicks in Door, strides in and assumes Heroic Superhero pose*

Good Day Cat Woman boy thing. I was minding my own business, trying to sell super Evil Weapons to "The Leader" when he was shot, eaten by a rabid Llama and then tickled out of the room. I bring my U number U658019 in tribute as commanded. If you are the True Leader, then my Pants Of Thrall (including instruction manual in both languages) are yours. I promise to keep my Cake Vision off in your presence.

If you need me or my Evil machinations, then just blow a raspberry.

*Exits stage left with villinous twirl of the cape*

Welcome Captain!
I am indeed the true leader..

*proves it by using he Pants Of Thrall without the manual *

Lil....glad you could make it, use your cupcake and report to the fores and village thread (you need to use it to get there)

*gives the Captain a new *

Use this as per the instructions on the front page and report to the same thread as lil!

*Takes , spins it three times Bows to the rising sun and departs for the "Lil" thread*

*Stops at Mc D's for a fast Egg Mc Muffin on the way - all this superhero stuff is making me hungry*

Name: Look up. Now look down a bit. See the blue line? Well now you know my name.

U Number: U518809

Humorous reason why we should accept you: Does this have to be hurorous? I mean, some people might not get the humor behind what I'm saying. So in reallity you should accept me because it will bolster your numbers.

Special skills / weapons: Tomato machine-gun. The ability to open and close doors. Control over eunuchs and car-dealerships

Extra comments: The item-list on the page is too long. Make it shorter.

I shall except you if you explain what you mean about the item list

The item-list is so long that it has streched the page. This is because you wrote down peoples full researcher names without breaking the line. You can either shorten the names, or make more lines for the names to fit.

Okay dokey, thanks

You're in!

*gives him a *

Now go and join the madness on the Forest and Village thread

Another insane society? Why do I keep joining these?

*Wonders off towards forest.*

Congratulations, Luthiena. This society has gotten to 4 on bussiest conversations.

Name: Khamsin
U Number: 251058
Humorous reason why we should accept you: if you don't, the lemon god shall be angry and you shall feel his wrath
Special skills / weapons: the power to manipulate lemons to take over the world... lemons are the most powerful fruit and so a lemon is all I need to...
Extra comments: You shall all fear the lemon

Hmmmm, very well. I am glad to see you here Kham...

*hands him a *

Please proceed to the Forest and village thread

Name:Thranduilion
U Number:U575816
Humorous reason why we should accept you:It would save me from having to listen to quotes from George W. Bush
Special skills / weapons:The Force, my Elvish eye sight and hearing, bow and arrows, lightsaber, the art of healing anything being from this world or the next, can speak many laguages fluently, a skilled diplomat and a very good hostage.
Extra comments:I hope, one day, that her highness may feel the need for a Prince Consort. I have been told that her beauty can out shine the stars themselves.

*hands the polite prince a *

Go to the thread all the other have gone to