h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What good old days?

When you could go to town
Have a meal, have a drink, buy a suit.
and still have change from £500.
but then why would you buy a suit...
best to have a brew

signed up at last, but it's eleven and i've been up since 6:45 so i'm going to browse around for a while till my eyes come out the back of my head.
Well, wasn't that incitive?
Whats for lunch?

You what? Man, I didn't realise how freaky some people on h2g2 can be... otherwise I would never have tried to meet them

We're not scary, just a little hard to get used to.
Our housemate Garfie gets really angry whenever any of us mention H2G2 - he doesn't like anything weird or unconventional, and shouts and argues and insults us a lot. So we ignore him.

probably wise

I thought so.

and why does everyone else in their so called "real" world look at you really strangely when you mention this place?

I'm quite lucky in that I'm living in the same house as 2 other H2G2 nuts - but no-one else seems to understand....

Maybe we should start group councilling for those who don't like this place?

I have three nipples and xeroxed my hand on university budget today. There I said it, I'm a misfit. I am also a nonexistentialist: I don't think, therefore I must not exist. Prove me wrong, I dare you!

Are you from the Isle of Wight? No? Therefore You don't exist. Q.E.D.

From the Isle of Wight? I don't think..
Oops! Nnexistentialist paradoxes killed me!

Hey, come on, this isn't freaky, this is just plain silly! It's nonsensical! It doesn't make you think! Grrr...

Having 3 nipples doesn't make you a freak, it's a state of mind, not something achieved by accident of birth

I'm not going to try to prove you wrong because I don't know what the truth is, because I have no proof you do exist. I have no proof my mother exists, for 's sake!

Sorry you feel that way. How about this:
I like to follow my own self-consciousness like a cat chases its tail.
Chris

Is that a Manx cat?

That's hardly the point, is it? It could be any cat, even a Cheshire cat - as long as it has a tail and the kind of constitution that likes to chase them(preferably their own)!
*checks facts* Ah I see, well what do Manx cats chase then?
Chris

any type of cat?
any type of person, you know cats exist other wise you wouldn't talk about them,
assuming there is a you other wise either you or, me or all of us are just some cruel story thought of in somebody elses head,
wait, maybe nothing exists apart from this person and we are his/ her only friends?

Are the walls supposed to be padded?

Like on the cover of Peice Of Mind.

By the way, a Manx cat has no tail - the motorbikes run them over and cut them off.