george w bush
Created | Updated Feb 29, 2004
George W Bush was created when his mother, a castaway from a prison ship going to america from austrailia crashed into a frozen horse and sunk. This plucky woman was kept afloat only by her enormous breasts which were very useful later on. when she emerged onto an island after days of swimming she hadnt slept for days and immediately fell asleep. She was rudely awoken by a monkey jumping on her. She became very good friends with the community of monkeys living on the island and became a bit like jane goodall apart from one thing. In return for safety and food she had to help out the sexually frustrated monkeys, she worked for the monkey pimp now. they made condoms out of coconut fibre and one day the fibre broke. nine months later the president of america was born and the woman decided the baby should be brought up in soceity so went past 100m of trees onto a main road and hitchhiked to civilization.
