h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Actually, yeah.

We kinda do.
I was browsing the MOTMV supercomputer the other day, and umm... fixed it.
So now we have lots of money.

Realllly?

So we can have actual books, and not just fake ones painted on the wall to make this look like an actual library?

Where did you get this money? I'll be very angry if you tapped the same source I'm embezzeling from.

The works of H.P. Lovecraft is not rubbish Barbera Cartland's books are rubbish, as are the potter movies. HPL is the greatest horror author of all time. H.G. Wells is good too, as is Kim Newman, his, high fantasy, novel Drachenfels is very good.

HP Lovecraft is scarier than any of these rubbish movies that hollywood touts as "horror movies" ie "horror movies ripped off from the japanese."

We studied horror movies at school in Film and TV. Except he said we had to watch Sci-Fi horror because people get upset when he shows just plain horror. Except 'Psycho', we're allowed to watch that.

Why do people get upset?

Because in Queensland there are laws governing what can be shown to certain aged students, and if important people find out, teacher gets in trouble. That doesn't stop some of them though...

Tell him to call In The Mouth of Madness a Gothic Fantasy, set in 20th Century America. Ringu and The Ring Virus can be 'Asian Cinema', same with MPD Psycho

We're not doing that now...actually I'm in that class now, meant to be researching, I think he's looking at the computer...

Lovecraft was an interesting man. By the time he was 11, he had already had two nervous breakdowns. I've read a couple of his stories. He had a unique style.

Lady Pennywhistle, will this library be getting any videos?
Since we know that T.B. enjoys horror, we could get some horror and true-crime classics like "Silence of the Lambs" and "Zodiac."

Zodiac just came out. How is it a classic?

It has classic tunes from the 60s and 70s in the soundtrack.

Would you prefer things like Frankenstein and Dracula and
"Psycho" and things like that? I'm just trying to be helpful...

Actually I'd prefer the original Wicker Man, Alien and maybe Gothic.

I haven't seen Alien, but I've seen the "Spaceballs"
parody of it. Does that count?

I think it should. I love 'Spaceballs'. Great movie.

I next expected to like "Spaceballs," given how pathetic Mel's previous movie ("History of the world") had been, but I rather liked it.

Jey, History of The World Part 1 was good...It's good to be the king...The Inquisition, let's begin, the Inqusition, lookout sin, we have our mission to convert the jews.

Lalalalalalalalalalalalala

I should make a cake.

I'll go make a cake