h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes!

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I thought you were Lady Pennywhistle.

By the way, it's great to have you back.

Paul! Help us find Yael's wonder!

What does it look like?

I've found a mountain goat, will that do?

Oh, I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder who,
Who wrote the book of love?

I did. It didn't do too well.

That's because you tried to sell your book to a different species!

D*mn humans.

Oh no... I'm getting 'American Pie' stuck to my head again.

Did you write the book of love,
and do you have faith in God above
if the Bible tells you so?
And do you believe in rock-n'-roll
can music save your mortal soul
and can you teach me how to dance real slow?

I *already* dance real slow.

fair enough. my philosophy always was: "the faster you dance, the less apparent it is that you can't. unless, of course, you fall over."

I generally save everybody a lot of trouble by falling over *before* I can even start dancing. I'm really, really wretched at dancing. Picture the perfect dance partner for Elaine from "Seinfeld"

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Cat got your tongue, EvilClaw?
Sadly, you seem under assault in a few threads, and I can't figure out any way to help. But there's a silver lining: cats have nine lives.

Am I?

That's because you think!

I think, therefore I am.

Maybe you think nine times as much as a non-cat would.

of course, it must take nine times as long to make up your mind.