h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

aaah.. yes, that would induce cellular degradation..

I'm going to collapse now. Please see your way clear of not stepping on me.

sssh...go and sleep..

Can't. Just woke up.

*accidently steps on evil claw... repeatedly... while wearing golf shoes... with the spikes coated in iodine... and salt*

I'm sensing hostility. Or I would be if the pain weren't blurring my perception..

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't see you there

First the countriest slur and now this? I hate golf! Bah!

It's wasn't countriest. It was an observation based upon several minutes of observation of the populous. Anyway you're lucky you're not french, then I'd be really laying into you

Yeah... lucky about that...

And anyways, I find that while the majority of the populace may be pompous, mcdonald's feasting, jack@$$s there are good people (like myself) who (like myself) find themselves more at home talking with the more enlightened and wise people like ... oh say... T.B. Falsename.

Oh, so you're only american through an accident of birth then? You're not culturaly american?

Bugger that Rolf Harris!

Depends on how you define culturally american. I enjoy Douglas Adams and Monty Python more than say... Stephan King or Dean Koontz.

I like Dean Koontz

I'm not saying hes not good. I'll let someone else say that. I just don't have interest in what he writes.

Cliver Barker is better.. Weave World is very good

All I'm saying is judge me on my merits and not on my unchosen place of birth.

For example, judge me as a psycopathic, possibly dangerous individual due to how I act, not because I live in the Bushland. *shudder*

http://ozyandmillie.org/2005/om20050725.html

I am not the one to judge anybody darling

Really? What if we got you a blindfold, a set of scales, and a toga?