Posted: 19^th February 2004

I thought that Micro**** updates were a good thing...

Well, I don't think that Greebo does after her experience earlier this week. She installed an update which immediately killed her computer! She sends her apologies to all her fans and devotees of her games and hopes to return next week - if she manages to re-install everything which she lost.

On a brighter note we are pleased to welcome Asmodai dark and Postive thinker to The Post. Asmodai will be regularly reviewing DVD's and Postive contributing features. Also returning this week is DZ - after a mighty struggle with her email to allow attachments, HPB with his Small Screen Surfin' and The Bookworm Club. If you fancy a real challenge read Braveheart Reincarnated - if you can! With next Tuesday being Pancake Day in the UK, you could do worse than check out our previous Recipes for these delicious treats.

The next issue of The Post sees us celebrating another milestone. Our 200^th edition! If you would like to contribute then please drop by the Post Office or send an email to the usual address. Don't forget to send your problems in for our new Agony Aunt, Enid, too, as she is keen to start her column.

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