A Conversation for Star Wars Jokes

Yoda

Post 1

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

You seem to have missed the one about Yoda:
Why isn't Yoda in a lightsaber duell?
'cause his lightsabre is bigger than him!


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Post 2

Bluebottle

I hadn't heard that one, and I thought he was in one... smiley - tongueout
And it isn't the funniest of jokes regardless smiley - winkeye

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Post 3

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

This is true, and it doesn't go since SWII hit the cinema


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Post 4

Bluebottle

I had wondered about that... smiley - winkeye

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Post 5

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

I don't really think the little green guy in SWII is Yoda, he talks different and looks way to realistic!


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Post 6

Bluebottle

Perhaps he was undergoing ellocution lessons, or picked up an azccent on Dagobah?

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Post 7

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Or he's a professional Yoda impersonator!


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