The Modest Person's Guide to Bearable Versification?
Created | Updated Jan 13, 2004
The Modest Person's Guide to Bearable Versification?
Is there a method
to the madness?
The separating
the person from
the badness
of their rambling
iameter?
Is every
versification
due to be
subjected
to perusification
by every Tom,
Dick and Harriet?
Or are some
solemn sonnets
to be held
close to the vest
and protected
from the poetic
farriet?
Good or bad,
the action of
putting pen to
papier,
is, even at
the worst of
times,
a way of propping
up
the
superiority
of the pencil
over the rapier!
So, when you clutch
your tablet of clay
tight (but not
too tight) in hand,
and take up pointed
stick to cuneiform
to your heart's
demand,
damn the torpedoes
and inscribe full
speed ahead,
because the day
will come
when you can't
write,
because you
are
dead!