A Conversation for The House of Relaxation ;-)

Waiting Room for Soothing Massage

Post 1

Titania (gone for lunch)

*right here*


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Post 2

So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased)

Ok I'm waiting OUT HERE, not listening at the door or any thing


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Post 3

Titania (gone for lunch)

Welcome in, Mr Acolyte!


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Post 4

So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased)

and now real life intervines so I've got to go(nooooooooooo) I'll try to get back for the massage*grins*


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Post 5

Titania (gone for lunch)

Welcome back, Mr Acolyte! *waves*


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Post 6

So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased)

welcome back? I just haven't left yet


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Post 7

Titania (gone for lunch)

No?

Then would you please sit down on this bench, sir?

No need to take your clothes off, please!


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Post 8

So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased)

ok now I do have to leave but I'll be back tomorrow(hopfully)

*smiles politely then fades into the background*


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Post 9

Titania (gone for lunch)

*patiently waiting*


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Post 10

Curator Chick [Ivy of Xanth in the Magic Forest RPG] (Muse of Interdisciplinary Inquiry and Keeper of Museums) Join the SE US Gr

Titania . . . could I get a massage, please? My back hurts so much IRL.

Kathy


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Post 11

Titania (gone for lunch)

Ms Kathy, this way please! http://www.h2g2.com/F27840?thread=91433&post=749441


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Post 12

Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man

*Sultandude enters the waiting room straight from the Christmuse Dinner party [where he (rats!) missed Titania under the mistletoe], takes a seat and starts daydreaming of the various massages he has experienced in the past. A dreamy look of contentment slowly spreads across his face. Oh those Asians. Wonders whats in store for him here.*smiley - cool


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Post 13

Titania (gone for lunch)

Mr sultandude, this way please... http://www.h2g2.com/F27840?thread=92086&post=755743


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Post 14

Titania (gone for lunch)

*floating in, in her usual vague, elf-like manner to check if there are any clients waiting*

*looks around, sees no one*

*drifting off again, in her usual v.e.l. manner*


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Post 15

Burning love.

Hello..
I want some spiritual guidance if that is Ok.
I am a fit 28yo man but I have Diabetes.
I wanted to join the TA(Territorial Army) as an Infantryman, unfortunatly they wont have me because I'm Diabetic.
I feel down and not very usefull. Any suggestions as to what I might do that would be Physicaly and mentally demanding and wothwile?


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Post 16

Titania (gone for lunch)

*floating in, in her usual vague, elf-like manner*

Oh my, this place needs tidying up.... *drifts off and returns with a cleaning bot*

*while bot is cleaning T. brings in fresh flowers, arranges them in vases, and places fresh newspapers and magazines on the small tables next to the comfortable armchairs and sofas*


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Post 17

Sultandude(Lover of Princess Toy of the 1000 Kisses)-Keeper of Go-Go Bars-aka Kabuki Man

"Hmmm! It appears the massage room has disappeared dear lady, when I hit the address in the -Right this way Mr. Sultandude- all those months ago, I get back here in the waiting room. Shall we go for it again Titania?" smiley - rosesmiley - cool


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Post 18

Titania (gone for lunch)

As soon as I notice you waking up in this room:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/FP27840?thread=92086&post=769856#p773373?thread=92086&post=769856
I'll come floating in to continue the massage, Mr Sultandude!smiley - smiley


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Post 19

Titania (gone for lunch)

*opens door and looks in*

Nobody?

*makes sure the flowers are fresh, and that the drink table is complete*

*closes door*


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Post 20

Titania (gone for lunch)

*floating in, in her usual vague, elf-like manner*

*exchanging the flowers with new fresh ones*

*spreading magazines on the tables*

*makes sure there is a bucket of ice on the drink table*


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