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The Refreshment Pool
shazzPRME Started conversation Mar 11, 2000
*splash, splash*
Oooooooooh... it's a bit chilly, but I feel my pores tingling already 
Fancy a quick game of ball or something to warm up??
shazzPRME 
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Researcher 99947 Posted Mar 11, 2000
*Sporky, in his paranoia, sences his near demise, rushes out of the Steam room, throws himself behind a shrubbery, and dives into the hottub...
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=27840&thread=42884
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shazzPRME Posted Mar 11, 2000
This is great
*Serves so hard that Joanna falls backwards and makes a huge splash which causes a tidal wave to go into the steam room*
Fun, fun, fun... anyone who has sneaked in there will have got an enormous *hit* of steam from that!
shazzPRME
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shazzPRME Posted Mar 11, 2000
Ahah!! That has flushed one of them out! I wonder if there are any more!!
shazzPRME
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J'au-æmne Posted Mar 11, 2000
*Joanna picks herself up and shakes her head so's anyone who hasn't already been soaked is by the water from her hair*
*serves ball back to Shazz*
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shazzPRME Posted Mar 11, 2000
*plunges wildly to the side, just catches the edge of the ball, which spins wildly up to the ceiling and neatly over to Joanna again*
shazzPRME
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J'au-æmne Posted Mar 11, 2000
*Who this time doesn't fall but hits it back, catching Shazz by surprise*
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shazzPRME Posted Mar 11, 2000
*... who takes a nose-dive face down into the pool and surfaces spluttering!*
Wow ... this game is fun I feel very invigorated now!
*retrieves ball and gives it a very gentle flip just skimming the water*
shazzPRME
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J'au-æmne Posted Mar 11, 2000
*tries to stop ball, misses.... swims after it and finally catches up at the edge of the pool, turns fast and throws it hard in Shazz's direction...*
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shazzPRME Posted Mar 12, 2000
*shazz ducks... and the ball goes spinning off in the direction of the hot tub*
Shall I get that back or will you??
shazzPRME
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 13, 2000
Hmm... where did this pool come from?
As soon as we take mine to Jupiter, here you are with one of your own... Good timing.
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J'au-æmne Posted Mar 14, 2000
I'll go get the ball.... even though *I* didn't send it there...
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shazzPRME Posted Mar 15, 2000
Thanx Joanna Where did you come from Bb?? Were you there all the time? We thought that someone was watching us!
shazzPRME
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 15, 2000
I resent that accusation!
I just fell asleep in the steam room and awoke here... How I got here I don't know. I could leave if you like, but I'm too tired..
'Night.
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shazzPRME Posted Mar 15, 2000
No,no,no,no,no! I was just asking if you had seen anything untoward
going on in here! You must try to get rid of your persecution complex
Bb!... sleep well!
shazzPRME
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 16, 2000
All I've seen so far is the inside of my eye-lids, and then an angry Shazz shaking and waking me up...
I'm trying to sleep.
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shazzPRME Posted Mar 19, 2000
Hmmmmm! I STILL haven't found the ball... but Joanna seems to having fun *searching* Sporky in the hot tub! They have been in there for days now! LOL
shazzPRME
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shazzPRME Posted Apr 21, 2000
*SPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!*
Ohhhhhhhhh... this is so refreshing
shazz
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Bluebottle Posted Apr 22, 2000
Blub, blub, blub
*BB is asleep, and sinking to the bottom of the pool... Who will rescue him? Will the Refreshment Pool become connected to the H2G2 Waterworks and Beach and therefore, will BB be able to be rescued by a lifeguard?
Find out in our next episode -
same time, same channel.*
"He's fallen in the water"
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