h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

War remains a permanent state of World affairs.
Scientists remain to be irresponsible t**ts.
God remains suffering from Massive Existence Failure.
Sun explodes.
We go home.
The end

ooh!
where's home?
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Jobova 1,Split,you little teaser you.

I came here by accident just now... Jobova 1, Split... which planet is that? So you go there AFTER the sun explodes? Don't know why I sound so weird, maybe I am?

It's not exactly a planet, it's more like a plane.And, yes, anybody
using French pseudonime is definitely weird.

So you fly around in it, then? I think it's pseudonym, maybe you got it confused with serge denim, the old word for jeans. Don't you ever get motion sickness? I think I would

What a fabulous learning experience this site is! Serge denim, eh? Come on, admit it-you are French ,aren't you?Mademoiselle,
if I suffered from motion sickness, I would have spent most of my
life in agony.And the word "plane"has more than one meaning.
Voilá.

Just came in here, and just wantet to know: I was in Croatia this summer, in a town called Split. Could this be the place?

anyway a nice coincidence, dont you think?

That's probably why I posted. I was there too myself a long time ago.....

wow...this is a thread...
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Why not go home before the sun explodes instead of after? It may be dangerous. Or just have a meal at Milliways instead.

As for scientists being irresponsible idiots, I'd like to point out a short story written by Fredric Brown that illustrates quite well that opinion. I don't remember the title, though, but I can find out pretty soon if anybody should be interested. I found it in the French edition of 'Honeymoon in Hell'.

And now, you asked for a prediction, there's a prediction: some day in the future, the months will be 42 days long. Want a short-time harbinger? The Beaujolais Nouveau 2002 shall be released very soon.