The Peak District
Created | Updated Apr 19, 2002
Often known as the backbone of England.
During the summer months the steeper sides of the crags hereabouts sprout large amounts of what appears to be twine, upon which can be seen strange stick-like creatures wearing lycra, often shouting phrases such as 'Below!' and 'That's me'.
During winter months these same crags are infested by beasts with metal claws and hard heads. Stragely they seem to have the same language.