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Waterslides

Post 121

J'au-æmne

Okaysmiley - smiley
Walks gingerly over to cannon... how does it work?


Waterslides

Post 122

Bluebottle

*Points cannon at Joanna*
Do you really want to find out....?







Just kidding. *Points it away*
It's practically a giant water pistol. You swing it round on the rails to point in the direction you want, and pull the trigger. The nozel at the front is like a shower head, and adjusts to a fine beam, or a broad spray.


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Post 123

Demon Drawer

*DD sneaks up from behind the waterslide and hoovers over the waterslide bfore unleashing a second load all over Joanna*


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Post 124

saffire

*saffire sneaks up to DEs water ballon armory - steals some munitions - and just for the hellofit, pelts EVERYONE with water ballons*
yippeesmiley - bigeyes


Waterslides

Post 125

J'au-æmne

*Joanna decides this is a very bad forum, and starts rapidly edging out*


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Post 126

Dancing Ermine

*DE picks up remainder of water balloons and throws them at saffire*


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Post 127

tyran

An alligator watches intently as DE throws water balloons at saffire, and proceeds to enter the pool.

He then proceeds to invite his friends...


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Post 128

Bluebottle

Hmm, this is getting slightly worrying. Do aligators conform to HRASC regulations? If not, I will have to ask them to leave the pool.


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Post 129

Demon Drawer

*DD notices alligator enter pool and return in helicopter to winch it out*

Okay guys at's safe now I'll just find a swamo to dump this guy in.


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Post 130

Bluebottle

Thanks DD - I'll almost forgive you for drenching us earlier smiley - smiley


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Post 131

Demon Drawer

*DD jumps over the waterslide even though it is 20 feet tall land and does a quadruple somersault of the diving board into the pool*



Why do I hear the ski-sunday theme in my ears?


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Post 132

Bluebottle

Because you have a tape-recorder up your brother's nose?


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Post 133

Demon Drawer

looks like the alligator scared everyone else away BB. It's a big pool for just the two of us.


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Post 134

Bluebottle

Well, that's okay... I've got a couple of speedboats in the lifeguard pool - fancy a race over the miles of slides, rapids, wavemachines and jaccuzis?


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Post 135

Demon Drawer

Ok.

*DD takes the black sleek looking one*


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Post 136

saffire

*thoroughly soaked saffire slips into one of those jaccuzies and watches the race*


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Post 137

Bluebottle

*Bluebottle's Blueboat seems to be trailing, but he puts on a bit of speed and leaps over the water sea-saw in the childrens pool....*


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Post 138

Demon Drawer

*DD cuts around the inflatable whale and heads for the water wings which seem to have been left in the pool*


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Post 139

Bluebottle

*but Bluebottle takes a short-cut through the water shower, and although he's soaked, he's a little in the lead.*


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Post 140

Demon Drawer

*DD reaches the water wings only to realise they are still attached to a child. Swerves to avoid and dives in to do his Lifeguards duty*

Hold on to the edge.

*Helps child clamber on board before heading in pursuit of Blue*


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