A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks & Beach

Waterslides and wave machines

Post 1

Bluebottle

Yep, it's the new pool with all the great features of the old one! Come here soon!


Waterslides

Post 2

The Man On The Flaming Pie

When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide
Where I stop and I turn and I go for a ride
Till I get to the bottom and I see you again.

(Helter Skelter - the White Album)


Waterslides

Post 3

Demon Drawer

*DD dive bomb into the empty pool*

Just checking out locations for "The Doughnuts are Not Enough" (http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=19534&thread=36548) this place could well do.

*Does a front crawl as camera pans back a la Cameron Diaz in the opening sequence of "A Life Less Ordinary"*

DD


Waterslides

Post 4

J'au-æmne

*Walks gingerly up to pool*
*smiles nervously*


Waterslides

Post 5

Demon Drawer

*DD reaches up from water and pulls J in*

It's lovely in here. Share and enjoy.

DD smiley - smiley


Waterslides

Post 6

J'au-æmne

*PANICS!*
*splutters*
*Thinks I'm gonna drown*
*recovers herself in water*
*Shakes head vigorously, covering everyone anywhere near in a mist of water*
*tries to say something*
*can't*
smiley - smiley


Waterslides

Post 7

Demon Drawer

Maybe you should use a Doughnut as a bouyancy aid Jsmiley - doctor

DD


Waterslides

Post 8

J'au-æmne

*ignores comment*
*regains equilibrium*
*looks aroud*
What part can I play in your film?
smiley - fish
(If you'll let me be in it)


Waterslides

Post 9

Demon Drawer

It's up to you every one else is playin themselves so far except me I'm in the tux and drinking Martinis.

DD (aka JB{AKA 007})


Waterslides

Post 10

Dancing Ermine

You could be the subject of the title, wanting world domination through doughnut franchises. Or having developed the cure for cancer and placed it in a doughnut or something similarly world shaking smiley - winkeye


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Post 11

Bluebottle

Or you could be the attractive one - but in a very intelligent and independent way... Hmmm....

Why not be a villain - I'm out-numbered!


Waterslides

Post 12

Dancing Ermine

You've got those 12 black clad skiiers....

No sorry, you don't any moresmiley - winkeye


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Post 13

Bluebottle

True, I meant intelligent bad guys who don't die within the first 10 seconds of the film. smiley - winkeye


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Post 14

Dancing Ermine

There isn't usually that much room for them smiley - winkeye


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Post 15

Bluebottle

We can make an exception this once...
Now excuse me while I go down the slide.
*Bluebottle runs off to play in the water.*


Waterslides

Post 16

Dancing Ermine

*Goes to find a sun-lounger, deciding it would be a better idea to try sunbathing*


Waterslides

Post 17

Bluebottle

*Bluebottle, though, decides it would be better to shoot Dancing Ermine with the water cannon*


Waterslides

Post 18

Dancing Ermine

*Spluttering, Dancing Ermine runs to the wave machine controls*

Now you are going to pay

*Turns button to "Tidal Wave" setting, decides it's not high enough and turns to "Dude, it's like, Surfer's Paradise"*


Waterslides

Post 19

Bluebottle

*Bluebottle definately panics! He runs like mad, but the wave is too fast for him, so he grabs a doughnut, eats it for a last breakfast, and promises to be good next time as the whole of the waterworks flashes before his eyes...*
HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Post 20

Dancing Ermine

*Turns wave machine back to "Just enough to have fun with"*

*Throws a lifebelt in the general direction of Bluebottle*

Just be glad I didn't curse you.


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