A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks & Beach

Engineers and water slides.

Post 141

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

*A shout is heard from the near distance*

Come to the pool! They've got a giant infatable dolphin there! Last on up there is a girl!!!!!


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Post 142

Roasted Amoeba

Have they got fully-armed security guards there? Since I'm a multi-millionnaire TV executive, I have to worry about my safety, you know...


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Post 143

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

I'm sure if you talk to Bluebottle, something can be arranged.


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Post 144

Bluebottle

Yes, there'll be saftey there, don't worry RA.


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Post 145

Roasted Amoeba

Okay then, on my way...


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Post 146

saffire

now what if i was NOT the last one up there.... would i still be a girl?
-saffiresmiley - winkeye


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Post 147

Roasted Amoeba

Ouch. I just tried to think about the logic of that and my head started hurting. So I'm going to stop thinking about it.


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Post 148

saffire

do amoebas have heads?
hmm....smiley - bigeyes


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Post 149

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

Safire, you will still be a girl, unless you are the last up there, in which case you will then be a boy!

~Irving


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Post 150

Mustapha

I never realised there were so many complex gender issues involved in waterslides. smiley - smiley


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Post 151

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

That's what's so fun about them!


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Post 152

Mustapha

Complex gender issues or waterslides?


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Post 153

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

Good question!


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Post 154

Bluebottle

Hard philosophical questions on beaches - whatever next!


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Post 155

saffire

they enrich the whole beach experience i believesmiley - smiley
-saffire


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Post 156

Roasted Amoeba

Of course amoebas have heads! How else would they be able to run around like headless chickens?

Erm... mmm... yes.


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Post 157

Mustapha

Just like barbecues! smiley - smiley


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Post 158

Bumblebee

I think of amoebas more like chickenless heads.....
smiley - winkeye
-B-


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Post 159

Roasted Amoeba

Chickenless heads... somehow that doesn't sound very complimentary...

smiley - smiley


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Post 160

Bluebottle

It is complimentary - how many humans have chickens in their heads? I wouldn't want one in mine!


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