A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks & Beach

Down on the Beach

Post 1

Bluebottle

Welcome to the H2G2 beach, where there's always sun, sea, sand and surf, and hopefully a few wonderful people to meet. (Possibly in bathing costumes....)


Down on the Beach

Post 2

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

::from the ocean:: HELP! I'm DROWNING!! I need one of those Baywatch GIRLS to SAVE ME!!!!


Down on the Beach

Post 3

Peregrin

You might have a long wait... nobody's signed up to be a lifeguard yet!

It was nice knowing you, IW...


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Post 4

Bluebottle

Hmmm, very true. You'll have to hold onto this for a while.


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Post 5

Mrs V

I'll just lay out my large beach towel with Don't panic on it in big friendly letters, and lie down here on the sand. Its nice torelax when I'm taking abreak from waitressing, its my day off you know, and from flirting. Once I've found someone to rub my cream in for me that is!!


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Post 6

Opinionated Lurker

*OL joins the queue and is glad he bought his walkman*


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Post 7

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

::Suddently recovering and learning how to swim:: I'll help you, Helena!


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Post 8

The Fish Killer

Hmm...does anyone mind if I play my radiohead tape?


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Post 9

Mrs V

Not at all, we need some music to cheer us up (Note for americans, that was Irony, almost.)


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Post 10

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Bit chilly for this kind of thing in November, isn't it?


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Post 11

Mrs V

No, here on the beach is sunny and warm all year round, unless you order a light shower so that you can dance in the rain, of course!


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Post 12

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Oh, well that's okay then... I'll take my sheepskin coat off.


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Post 13

Mrs V

Can you rub this on my back for me please?? I'm determined I'm going to tan this time...


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Post 14

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*checks label of bottle* Hmmm, Mazola! *rub* *rub* *rub*


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Post 15

Bluebottle

That's the spirit! So, welcome - anyone for a game of beach volleyball?
*Bluebottle lazes on an inflatable bed in the water*


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Post 16

Peregrin

*Peregrin swims underwater and comes up beneath Bluebottle, pulling the plug out of his inflatable bed*


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Post 17

Bluebottle

I didn't know Peregrins could swim....
DROWN THE BIRDY!!!


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Post 18

Peregrin

*Peregrin rips Bluebottle's inflatable bed to bits with his beak*


Beach

Post 19

Bluebottle

*Luckily the Westland Sea King Rescue helicopter flies down and picks up Bluebottle, and takes him back to shore.*
Peregrin is left to splash at his heart's content.


Beach

Post 20

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Blimey, that was a stroke of luck!


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